When you can't attend/participate in (work) "functions" such as Happy Hour, client parties, the office holiday party, etc.
Melissa - "I'm too hung over to go to this wine tasting event tonight but the client expects someone from our office to be there."
Ann Marie - "Do you need me to be your stand-in alcoholic?"
Melissa - "WOULD YOU?! That would be such a big help."
Anna - "I already went to 3 parties this week! I can't go to anymore. I need to give my liver a rest. Do you want to be my stand-in alcoholic? There should be some cute guys there."
Ann Marie - "Sure!"
Ann Marie - "Do you need me to be your stand-in alcoholic?"
Melissa - "WOULD YOU?! That would be such a big help."
Anna - "I already went to 3 parties this week! I can't go to anymore. I need to give my liver a rest. Do you want to be my stand-in alcoholic? There should be some cute guys there."
Ann Marie - "Sure!"
by AMarie0908 December 03, 2010
THE ALCOHOL GREMLIN:
A man or woman that steals the alcohol from a VIP table in a nightclub. Often spotted in Marbella/Spain.
HOW TO SPOT AN ALCOHOL GREMLIN:
Usually dressed up with fake accesories, e.g. Armoni, Luisi Vittong, Fucci & Dolce & Banana.
The alochol gremlin has evolved it senses to always hunt down and find the most expensive bottles in the nightclub.
A man or woman that steals the alcohol from a VIP table in a nightclub. Often spotted in Marbella/Spain.
HOW TO SPOT AN ALCOHOL GREMLIN:
Usually dressed up with fake accesories, e.g. Armoni, Luisi Vittong, Fucci & Dolce & Banana.
The alochol gremlin has evolved it senses to always hunt down and find the most expensive bottles in the nightclub.
Typical Alcohol Gremlin Scenario:
Gremlin: Hey how are you?
Victim: I am fine.
Germlin: Hey look there... (reaches out for the bottle).
Victim: Where? (looks away)
Gremlin: (gone, bottle empty).
Victim: (left sober with the bill)
Gremlin: Hey how are you?
Victim: I am fine.
Germlin: Hey look there... (reaches out for the bottle).
Victim: Where? (looks away)
Gremlin: (gone, bottle empty).
Victim: (left sober with the bill)
by Maniana Perez January 16, 2012
Having enough alcohal in the system to be unable to perform any sexual act(s) without falling over, vomiting, yelling obscene things, falling asleep.
-One of the few cures to this, is throwing a bucket of Ice-cold water onto said person(s) face.
-One of the few cures to this, is throwing a bucket of Ice-cold water onto said person(s) face.
Buddy : " Man, last night was the worst, my girlfriend and I were finally about to do the ' dirty deed ' but I had a drink or two too many and I couldn't do it. "
Friend : " Man, sounds like you had Whiskey Dick. "
Guy : "Hold on, did you fall over, or vomit or anything? "
Buddy : " yeah, and I eventually fell asleep. "
Guy : " You had alcohol cock. "
Friend : " Man, sounds like you had Whiskey Dick. "
Guy : "Hold on, did you fall over, or vomit or anything? "
Buddy : " yeah, and I eventually fell asleep. "
Guy : " You had alcohol cock. "
by love-hate-masturbate August 15, 2011
Someone who is impossible of spending more than 5 minutes in an airport without getting drunk. Often, used as an coping mechanism for flying anxiety.
Friend 1: I freak out every time I fly.
Friend 2: How are you going to handle that flight to Amsterdam?
Friend 1: I’m an airport alcoholic.
Friend 1: There is was a thunderstorm, so all flights were delayed for 2 hours.
Friend 2: Oh, fuck.
Friend 1: Yeah, everyone just became an airport alcoholic like me.
Friend 2: How are you going to handle that flight to Amsterdam?
Friend 1: I’m an airport alcoholic.
Friend 1: There is was a thunderstorm, so all flights were delayed for 2 hours.
Friend 2: Oh, fuck.
Friend 1: Yeah, everyone just became an airport alcoholic like me.
by Journofist June 13, 2018
A person whose body acts as a sponge and soaks up much more alcohol than you would believe possible for their size.
Dude, you can't outdrink him! He's an alcohol-sponge!
by Fuzzy Nutz April 08, 2009
noun.
A Sophisticated Alcoholic is someone who predominantly consumes high tier alcoholic beverages-cocktails. Occasionally, shooters fall under the repertoire of the Sophisticated Alcoholic.
There is a slight movement towards the sophistication of the Jazz Era, as evidenced by the influx of many Sophisticated Alcoholics.
A Sophisticated Alcoholic is someone who predominantly consumes high tier alcoholic beverages-cocktails. Occasionally, shooters fall under the repertoire of the Sophisticated Alcoholic.
There is a slight movement towards the sophistication of the Jazz Era, as evidenced by the influx of many Sophisticated Alcoholics.
by Turing May 03, 2004
Alcohol Hero
by Diva Bitch April 01, 2011