fruit hockey

A game played between male friends. Players take their dicks and wack them at their opponents balls.

Ashton, quick trying to play fruit hockey with me, this is why I bought you a dildo!

by lildog776 November 17, 2022

Fruit Yak

A large, hairy, and overweight animal who loves to use racial slurs about people of African descent. Their symbol to each other is a fur hat with two horns.

The fruit yak insulted Elon Musk with his derogatory remarks about being African descent.

by J0hn0r May 4, 2023

Fruit OCD

When people are extremely judgmental of fruits and their appearances. They do not like imperfections of this fruit, and prefer smooth fruit, even when the fruit they are talking about is not naturally smooth.

Sarah: I can't STAND kiwi fur!
Me: But you don't even eat the fur...
Sarah: But it's still there !!!

Sarah: I can't stand peach fuzz either.
Sarah: And those seeds on the outside of strawberries...
Me: ....You have Fruit OCD.

True Story

by Megz_:D June 8, 2012

fruit salad

A culturally diverse group of homosexuals.

When Doug, Mohammed, Atsushi and Igor hang out, it's a total fruit salad.

by mifcorn August 23, 2011

fruit nigga

A fuck boi. One who enjoys fingers in his anus.

Look at that fruit nigga!! How does one for 3 dicks in his mouth.

by Jenkem January 28, 2014

sex fruit

your kids

The judge prohibited the parents from naming their sex fruit "Sex Fruit".

by soaresb December 22, 2008

Fruit Snacks

Cornucopia of the gods

Rj eats lots of fruit snacks.

by Wheelie December 14, 2003