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Chi Blocker

Inspired by the Chi Blockers on the TV show avatar, a real life chi blocker is a person who emotionally blocks you from getting high. Someone who is such a killjoy, that no matter how much weed you smoke, you won't get high while they're around.
I tried to get high with my dad, but he's still such a chi blocker for me, it's impossible to get high around him!

I smoked like three joints with Jennifer last night, but i didn't feel even a little high...that girl is one powerful chi blocker!
by Chi-Blocker May 30, 2018
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Cock Blocker

A girl who continuosly knocks on your apartment door right as you are going to get busy with your boyfriend.
Knock knock....shit, it's Tia, AGAIN! She is such a Cock Blocker!
by sinderella16 July 25, 2011
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half a blocker

A person who only looks attractive a half block away.
Bill: "Drive closer so I can pickup up that fine chick.Whoops, never mind, she a half a blocker."
by outerdrake September 19, 2016
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Wallet Blocker

Any device, either passive or active, that provides protection from Credit Card skimmers while your cards are inside your wallet.
I hate credit card sleeves so I just put a wallet blocker in my wallet to prevent skimming and wireless theft.
by AntiSkimmer April 29, 2016
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Cock blocker

When someone blocks you from having sex
"cock blocker" you are at the bar about to leave with a girl about to have sex then all of a sudden a guy says "so how are your AIDS" to you then the girl leaves
by darkassassin9474 July 9, 2010
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bowel blocker

A person who either intentionally or inadvertently prevents another person from having a movement.
I can't poop with an audience and I have three kids, two dogs and a wife who don't believe in privacy. My life is full of bowel blockers.
by benthered October 20, 2013
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Porn blocker

Guy 1: damn i dont want pornhub or porn sites appearing
Guy 2: then use a porn blocker
by Misterhunterindahouse July 7, 2019
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