1. A technically bankrupt company that is kept alive with large infusions of government money for the sake of "stability" in the U.S. financial system. 2. A large financial company with negative net worth that continues to operate, despite having no clear path to solvency. 3. The UnDead of Wall Street.
"AIG is the premier example of a zombie company -- kept alive only by $120 billion in federal bailout money. Apparently, it's considered too large to fail."
by Peter Kobs March 9, 2009
Get the Zombie Companymug. Fringe-zombies hide their lifeless, empty eyes behind thick bangs, disguising themselves as harmless pale chicks with weird hair. They use kawaii hair accessories and brightly colored tight pants to draw their unsuspecting victims near, then slurp out their brains. Delicious.
Harold: How can she see with her hair like that?
Mildred: She doesn't have to see--she's a zomb. The undead track their prey by scent, not sight.
Fringe-Zombie: braaaaaaaains
Fringe-Zombie: om nom nom nom
Mildred: She doesn't have to see--she's a zomb. The undead track their prey by scent, not sight.
Fringe-Zombie: braaaaaaaains
Fringe-Zombie: om nom nom nom
by Deiphobe the Androgyne May 26, 2009
Get the fringe-zombiemug. The act of either having a instant message or text message conversations where nothing gets accomplished. Neither side is saying anything interesting. When either side realizes it they just say LOL or make a smiley face. The conversation is filled with awkwardness.
"Hey"
"Hey"
"Whats Up?"
"Nothing"
"Cool, lol"
"You?"
"Nothing"
I really don't think I should be going out with Amy, we always have zombie chats and it is awkward.
"Hey"
"Whats Up?"
"Nothing"
"Cool, lol"
"You?"
"Nothing"
I really don't think I should be going out with Amy, we always have zombie chats and it is awkward.
by TheDKGeographyofTheWorld May 28, 2009
Get the Zombie Chatmug. Someone who keeps clicking the "Random article" button on wikipedia in the hope of finding something vaguely funny or interesting.
The first 10 times he clicked random article he could still communicate, but now he doesn't respond to any sort of stimulation. It's no use, he's a Wikipedian Zombie now.
by Aexerus January 14, 2010
Get the Wikipedian Zombiemug. A condition that occurs in the legs when too much time has been spent on an uncomfortable toilet seat. A restriction in blood flow causes the legs to numb causing temporary paralysis in the legs making it nearly impossible to walk.
Hey, check out rob coming out of the shitter yo, looks like he's got dat zombie leg! He's draggin his feet!
by nairb33 March 4, 2015
Get the Zombie legmug. Zombie Goasts are pests who reside in old houses to feed on the flesh of humens, but not rly becuz they are zombie goasts and they cant touch nothin' but they eat you anyway, HAHA!
by ZimMan2 January 7, 2010
Get the Zombie Goastsmug. An increasingly common species due to a combination of burgeoning overpopulation and global warming.
Our little peninsula is regularly completely overtaken by tribes of zombie inlanders all the way from Fresno to San Jose, trying to catch a cool ocean breeze on the weekend.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 12, 2019
Get the zombie inlandersmug.