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Zoey

sigh. zoey. this bitch simps like there's no tomorrow. CAN'T TELL A TOXIC RELATIONSHIP FROM A GOOD ONE, STAYS WITH ONE PERSON WHEN THERE ARE SO, SO MANY BETTER OPTIONS FOR HER BUT nOooO. ANYWAY. she likes to make fun of me a lot along with other people and although i love her like a sister, she's just, *sigh*. she's very supportive but istg sometimes i'd like to clock her and impale her with a chair. she can be obnoxious as fuck and i swear, ANNOYS THE LIVING HELL OUT OF YOU. she's ok in general ig, 6/10 experience. zoey? i love her. she's? annoying. hotel? trivago. HAPPY READING ALL <3 and urban dictionary, FUCK YOU.
I think Zoey's going crazy again. Anyone wanna join me in clocking her?
by i love zoey though July 26, 2021
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Zoey is so cool and hot.
by Finnwhich09 July 30, 2021
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zoey mae

is that zoey mae?? she's fucking perfect
by moira💕 August 2, 2021
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Zoey

A Zoey is usually pretty gay, and they have trouble telling their friends how they really feel. They also give no fucks on what your opinion on them is. They do talk a little shit and their fav shows are probably, either jane the virgin, grand army, American horror stories, the vampire diaries, or shameless.
why is zoey so fucking hot?
by bitchitsgloria June 20, 2021
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Zoey

Literally the name zoe, but with a y sound at the end.
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Zoey is genuinely a really nice girl and will be a very good friend of yours, if you date a Zoey, you're very lucky and people wont stop talking about how lucky you are to have a Zoey.
Guy 1: Did you see Zoey?
Guy 2: Yeah she's so nice, I have a crush on her but I'm too afraid to tell her.
by Specification August 20, 2022
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“Zoey was walking down the hall
by OmgLiterallySickoMode December 14, 2021
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Zoey Arielle

a beautiful, flawless, blonde woman with a sexy voice.
My girlfriend is a Zoey Arielle and she is the best thing that ever happened to me.
by Smack the Barber December 17, 2021
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