Whiskey Promise

A promise made while intoxicated that you have no intention in keeping.

Greg said he was going to let us use his parent's ski house, but it was just a whiskey promise.

by krolls March 04, 2013

whiskey wrist

When you are too drunk to masturbate to completion

I went to town with my favorite JC Penny's catalog but just couldn't finish because of a bad case of the whiskey wrist

by Spiralogy March 19, 2015

dinosaur whiskey

gasoline

Hey, before we leave on this trip I gotta get some dinosaur whiskey.

by Wayne E. Day February 04, 2011

Diskey Whiskey

The opposite of Whiskey dick. When you drink alcohol you get an incredible hard on.

Adam: Dude don't you think you should slow down on the drinks if you're going to go home with that girl tonight?

Sam: Na man. I've been blessed with Diskey whiskey so my erection is going to be better than ever.

by Gamer Assistants August 28, 2016

whiskey christmas

When a large number of packages arrive at your door that you don't remember ordering because you were drunk as hell, and your broke ass can't afford any of it.

You, still hung over: Damn, what are all these boxes from Amazon and Alibaba???
P-nut: Must be whiskey christmas!

by toadpalmer January 26, 2018

Slutty Whiskey

Four fingers of the cheap stuff.

There's no pleasure in a Slutty Whiskey, its about getting the job done.

by BeazMony July 02, 2021

Pull a Whiskey

Idle in a Karaoke channel in the hopes someone comes in to sing with you.

Meggymo: I'll pull a Whiskey and just hang there.

by PieceofWhiskey June 13, 2017