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One Wheat Mark

The most SUPER DUPER AWESOME comic made by truckstoptiger5. Give it a read. Contains a guy wanting to fuck/murder his boy bestie
"yoooo my sneaky link!!!"

"What's a sneaky link?"

"From One Wheat Mark, obviously 🙄"
by goathide November 30, 2024
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Sam wheat

So sexy and gets any lady is 100% straight with a big schlong
by ys han October 21, 2019
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whole wheat cracker

Someone who is white but looks Latino or mixed.
"Addy? I thought she was Mexican."
"No, just a whole wheat cracker."
by eatingknees May 27, 2023
mugGet the whole wheat crackermug.
Refers to where two mushy-hearted guys wif "different-but-delightful" personalities tenderly cradle a cute chick's ten slender digits between each of theirs at da same time --- i.e., one nice fellow affectionately interlaces his fingers palm-to-palm wif da girl's, and then da other pleasant-mannered dude lays his own hands against da backs of said sweet blinky-eyed damsel's hands and softly folds his own fingers into da mix, as well. Extra points if said two gentle-natured male admirers "split da softness" --- i.e., rather than one fellow's "hogging" both of da girl's warm velvety palms so dat da other guy only gets to touch da backs of her hands, each dude takes one palm and one back of da girl's hands when initially grasping them, so dat both guys get an equal share of "palming" and "spooning".
Employing da wheat-and-rye-bread sandwich-hand-clasp is indeed super-pleasant and satisfying, but you can get even more creative than that... why not try da "poppy-seed-bun hand-clasp" --- i.e., where ya share da girl's hands wif a freckled dude --- or a "wheat-and-Pumpernickel-bread sandwich-hand-clasp", which involves letting an African-American hunk share a little squeezy fingers-'n'-palms fun wif said smiling sweetie-pie, also.
by QuacksO February 23, 2025
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wheat boy

A wheat boy is normally a Kyle, smelly feet, hairy bum and curly toes.
God, you’re acting wheaty today. Acting like a typical wheat boy
by Margey May 25, 2020
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Cheek Wheat

Any type of residue remaining on/in between the crack your behind after using the bathroom. This includes feces, TP, blood, semen...or whatever else you're into...
I took off her G-string, and homegirl was rockin' some Cheek Wheat...I guess that defines butt-floss.
by Sha-Shameless July 26, 2010
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