Wheat

A terminology to call your tan white friend if “cracker” is not the right word for a non-pale person. The term “wheat” reflects how dark wheat bread is, which is just like a tan caucasian.

Person 1: AYO, wassup cracker

Person 2: hey dog, I’m more tan than your pale ass
Person 3: ah shiit, sorry wheat

by Interesting flamingos July 9, 2021

wheat thank

someone who is weak like a piece of wheat and they can't thank you

the skinny small kid is a wheat thank

by big baller 993 March 7, 2024

wheat tits

a nickname you can recieve after flashing a guy and allowing him to feel your tits. supposedly they feel quite hairy.

max: "man, vince had some impressive wheat tits."

jerry: "really? i'll have to rustle my hands through them the next time i see him."

by woggzy July 2, 2019

Wheat aggie

A student, alum or fan of Kansas University.

Those Wheat Aggies lost to Texas again. When will it ever end ?

by Kstate4ever July 9, 2010

Wheats

Timberland boots. The tan ones specifically.

Bro them wheats wet af.

by DcGaTAJ June 27, 2021

Tote wheat

A grandpa"s nickname to a child

Your my little tote wheat

by Tote wheat January 29, 2016

Wheat Thin

"Secretive" way of making fun of lesbians...

"What's the difference between a Wheat Thin and a lesbian?

"What?"

"One's a snack cracker, and the other is a crack snacker"

by Cabb_ge February 11, 2022