Fuzzy woompet

When you're sleeping naked and something fuzzy somehow slides down your buttcrack.

I was sleeping naked with my wife, when all of a sudden, the dog jumped into the bed and it's foot gave me a fuzzy woompet.

by Joeyp563 February 14, 2023

Ryan Woomy

when you cover your partner in squid ink and grab him by his greasy balls and blow the ink into his penis until it resembles a ball point pen

later after work we should totally ryan woomy

by the chudler August 4, 2025

Touch my woomy

Stems from suck my woomy. Tmw when abbreviated.

Only the best of ships use this against each other.

“Suck my woomy, do it.”
“Touch my woomy, do it.”
“Lick my woomy, do it.”

by AshlieKetchum June 10, 2018

Lick my woomy

Derived from suck my woomy. Low when abbreviated. Used as a insult, usually, and is also used with licky licky.

“Suck my woomy, do it.”
“Touch my woomy, do it.”
“Lick my woomy, do it.”

by AshlieKetchum June 10, 2018

I Drew Baki Hamna Like Anyone Would Expect 《¤{Wacom-Tablet}》: The First Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that axolotls are in the family of eagles?

Person 1: I Drew Baki Hamna Like Anyone Would Expect 《¤{Wacom-Tablet}》: The First Juvenile Release...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025