verticoli 

Handmade hairbrush manufactured in Italy, carved out of illegal whalebone, its perfectly balanced, with low drag and minimal torque to be applied during each brush. Price is around $12000 USD or 30 million lira.

Jimmy: Its that a brush?
Chazz: Not just a brush, but a verticoli...

verticoli by rromeo_f November 7, 2007

Vertically Challenged 

1) Someone who is short

2) Me

I am vertically challenged

Vertically Challenged by Anomnomnomynous September 7, 2010

Eat tortilla chip vertically 

p a i n

eat tortilla chip vertically and suffer

Eat tortilla chip vertically by help this is not a joke dying January 14, 2021

vertically challenged 

A short person

I'm not short i'm vertically challenged

vertically challenged by amypercy April 13, 2020

vertically challenged 

someone who is short.

also known as a midget, a dwarf, the little guy, etc.

man: haha look at that smidget!

woman: lets be PC (politically correct) here, its a vertically challenged person.

vertically challenged by YourAlcoholicDad March 31, 2010

Verticability 

Lacking or not lacking height.
Dealing with height.

The can of beans was on the top shelf, and she couldn't reach it because she lacks verticability.

Slam dunks were easy for him because of his great verticability.

Verticability by Bob Johnsn September 14, 2010

vertically curved canadian mango

when you recieve a blowjob on a zamboni while taping your hockey stick

bj+tj+zj= vertically curved canadian mango

bro i was chilling on the zam the other day giving a sick tj when all of a sudden i got a vertically curved canadian mango it was sick

vertically curved canadian mango by patdonahue February 2, 2009