Guilty Twitch

A subconscious, uncontrollable reaction to a guilty thought (usually sexual), wherein a person will twitch or shudder.

Man, that girl's giving me one hell of a guilty twitch.

by TheFruitbat November 4, 2011

Twitch Slack

The amount of bedding you pack between your 'twitchy' sleeping partner and yourself so that your sleep isn't disturbed by them pulling on the blankets as they toss and turn.

"Man, Janette was so restless last night I had to pack major twitch slack just to get some sleep".

by Don74 September 8, 2016

Cunt Twitch

A Cunt Twitch is a person who talks to you about anything you do not want to talk about.

"Trump will make some change"
"Shut up you fucking Cunt Twitch"

by Sleezy Cheesehole April 21, 2017

Twitch Bitch

A female (particularly under 25 years old) who whores around to twitch streamers, probably got famous off of a tiktok or a shit song.

"Hey Kai Cenat, got any new Twitch bitches on your stream?"

"Yeah, a couple shawtys came on my stream and Adin's for a few weeks, then onto the next twitch bitches"

by shithole99 January 1, 2023

Salt twitch

'Salt test' is the act of testing if someone is a lizard alien by throwing salt in their eyes. If this causes them to twitch (giving them the 'salt twitch'), they are likely extraterrestrial reptilians.

My boss had the salt twitch when I tested her, then she had the nerve to fire ME for it.

by anonymous September 27, 2021

rectocular twitch

When someone is pissing you off so bad that your eye and sphincter start to twitch simultaneously.

Erin is giving me the rectocular twitch again.

by Chaya Lopenstein April 14, 2020

Twitch tourist

A noob that tries an online multiplayer game after seeing it being played on streams. Unlike most new players, Twitch tourists falsely believe they are already masters of the game, even though they have no idea what the experienced players they watch are actually trying to do, and will relentlessly flame their teammates on this basis. Often they will try and fail to imitate unorthodox strategies they saw, to everyone else's amusement.

Usually found in droves after the world championship of an esports game. Most common in free-to-play games that don't require daddy's credit card to try.

This fucking Twitch tourist bitched at us and ragequit after getting rekt. Classic.

by dontkillalljewspls September 2, 2019