So many politicians and other officials are really lazy about getting up off their butts and actually fulfilling their assigned duties; we often need to resort to breaking out da assetylene torches just to get said fat-cat indolents to do their jobs!
by QuacksO April 23, 2024
Get the assetylene torch mug.A game played among friends when the heights of joblessness is reached. The opponent points out a target. The player then positions the torch on his shoulder (like a bazooka) in the switched off mode, and switches on the torch. If the beam of light, hits the target, 1 point to the player. Then the opponent has his go with the torch
Player 1: "C'mon man, let's play torch bazooka"
Player 2: "K, give me a target"
Player 1: "That tree behind the gate"
Player 2: Positions the torch on the shoulder and switches on the torch. The beam hits the tree. "Woo hoo, got it"
Player 1: My turn
Player 2: The water tank
Player 2: "K, give me a target"
Player 1: "That tree behind the gate"
Player 2: Positions the torch on the shoulder and switches on the torch. The beam hits the tree. "Woo hoo, got it"
Player 1: My turn
Player 2: The water tank
by santaklawze August 2, 2012
Get the torch bazooka mug.1. Drink a bunch of moonshine
2. Find a lady from Kentucky who doesn't have any teeth.
3. Convince her to give you a blow job.
4. When ejaculating in her mouth, smack her in the back of the head.
5. When she chokes and snorts out your moonshine-riden cum through her nose, light it on fire.
2. Find a lady from Kentucky who doesn't have any teeth.
3. Convince her to give you a blow job.
4. When ejaculating in her mouth, smack her in the back of the head.
5. When she chokes and snorts out your moonshine-riden cum through her nose, light it on fire.
by natronbomb December 22, 2014
Get the Kentucky Blow Torch mug.When you heat up a door handle and insert it rectally until it hits the partners small intestine and burns a hole through it. While the partner is fingering themself until there is blood.
by Big Black Nightmare January 23, 2025
Get the Macedonian Doorhandle Torch mug.To set fire to a small wad of toilet paper in the toilet bowl in a public or private bathroom, an attempt to mask the horrific odor after a bowel movement.
Taken from the act of torching an automobile to cover up the evidence or dead bodies inside.
Taken from the act of torching an automobile to cover up the evidence or dead bodies inside.
I torched the bathroom at Taco Bell after binge drinking at the college football game and eating several bean burritos.
by Horace P. Manure September 25, 2009
Get the torch mug.Gary: Man that rap battle was fire!
Steve: I know right, that was so lit
Bob: It was even better than that, it was torched
Steve: I know right, that was so lit
Bob: It was even better than that, it was torched
by Yoyoyogreensaliva November 5, 2017
Get the Torched mug.when you cover yourself in gasoline and light your self on fire, or you replace your spinal fluid with gasoline
by echhi June 23, 2019
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