LOAD TOAD

A female or male which perches about waiting to pounce on any and every living being which happens to gaze in their direction. A load toad does not discriminate longing for your load whether it be financial or physical! Akin to a squat mattress, any orifice’ll do!

Check out that load toad on Johnny’s leg, did he just hand her his wallet? Oh he doesn’t stand a chance!

by KrisTiegA July 26, 2021

Toad Floater

A dad blasted rain storm that you can’t even see through.

Synonyms:

Gully Washer

Frog Strangler

A dang Toad Floater just blew through and washed my pickup truck down the creek.

by Bubbathearkie February 7, 2019

hop toad

Not knowing which end of your alimentary canal to point at the porcelain due to simultaneously experiencing severe nausea and abnormally frequent intestinal evacuations.

He was up all night pulling a hop toad after eating crab cakes from the stadium.

by JMR2 April 22, 2006

HOT-TOAD

IT IS THE ACT OF PLACING ONES ANAL OPENING ON ANOTHERS MOUTH AND RELEASING GAS INTO SAID PERSONS MOUTH

JIM WALKED UP TO BILL WHILE HE WAS PASSED OUT AND HOT-TOADED HIM

by THERANDIZZLE May 12, 2009

Horny Toad

A dude that will screw anyone or anything... aka creep, looser or freak

Horny toad dude: Hey your new at this school what you doing tonight wanna go to my place and screw?
New girl at school: Get lost creep!
Horny toad dude: Do you have a sister, does she wanna go to my place and screw?
New girl at school: Didn't I just tell you to get lost! Looser!!
Horny toad dude: How about a brother, does your brother wanna go to my place and screw?

New girl at school: What part of get lost don't you understand. Why don't you just go screw a blow up doll! You freak!!!

Horny toad dude: Well either you, your sister or brother wanna go to my place and screw my blow up doll with me?

by MyHappyLilBanana December 23, 2018

Blow Toad

The act of Farting while receiving fellatio.

Note; Blumpkin overrule blowing toad due to solid pieces of excrement being involved.

Dude i got this hot girl to go down on me, but then i dropped a blow toad. It ruined the night.

by thetoadanator December 28, 2011

fuck toad

a term used to insult someone who exhibits undesierable behavior that reminds you of your frat boy friend who is permenantly drunk around campus.

When we went into the pub before we even sat down Chelsea was acting like such a fuck toad.

by erin f. June 28, 2006