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whiskey christmas

When a large number of packages arrive at your door that you don't remember ordering because you were drunk as hell, and your broke ass can't afford any of it.
You, still hung over: Damn, what are all these boxes from Amazon and Alibaba???
P-nut: Must be whiskey christmas!
by toadpalmer January 27, 2018
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The Whiskey Road

The back roads one takes after a long night of drinking at the bar in order to reduce one's chance of an encounter with the police.
I don't need a DUI tonight. Better take the whiskey road home.
by Smoking Bitch Magnet January 11, 2008
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Whiskey Promise

A promise made while intoxicated that you have no intention in keeping.
Greg said he was going to let us use his parent's ski house, but it was just a whiskey promise.
by krolls March 4, 2013
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whiskey wrist

When you are too drunk to masturbate to completion
I went to town with my favorite JC Penny's catalog but just couldn't finish because of a bad case of the whiskey wrist
by Spiralogy March 19, 2015
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whiskey whore

Generally, a female denizen of a dive bar over 35 who drinks and smokes non-stop. She will look decades older than she is and have a frog voice from years of smoking and drinking rot gut booze. Buy her a few rounds and she's good to go...if you dare.
It was really late when we hit the bar; we were so desperate we shagged a couple of whiskey whores.
by Pablo Cervantes October 10, 2013
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Whiskey slappers

A shot of any whiskey chased by a solid slap to the face. The slap is usually delivered by a trusted friend, and gets less painful the more drunk you get.
"Yo man I'm gonna mack on those skanks over there, but I gotta work up my courage. Do some whiskey slappers with me."

"The party got pretty crazy, there were a bunch of guys doing whiskey slappers in the backyard you could hear throughout the entire house."
by Party_Rock August 21, 2012
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Whiskey Bin

When a man spits his dip-spit into his gay partners ass hole then proceeds to fuck raw dogging his partner.
Federico was eager to shower in the morning following the Whiskey Bin with John the night before.
by evisceration3 June 10, 2011
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