whiskey christmas

When a large number of packages arrive at your door that you don't remember ordering because you were drunk as hell, and your broke ass can't afford any of it.

You, still hung over: Damn, what are all these boxes from Amazon and Alibaba???
P-nut: Must be whiskey christmas!

by toadpalmer January 26, 2018

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dinosaur whiskey

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Hey, before we leave on this trip I gotta get some dinosaur whiskey.

by Wayne E. Day February 04, 2011

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Diskey Whiskey

The opposite of Whiskey dick. When you drink alcohol you get an incredible hard on.

Adam: Dude don't you think you should slow down on the drinks if you're going to go home with that girl tonight?

Sam: Na man. I've been blessed with Diskey whiskey so my erection is going to be better than ever.

by Gamer Assistants August 28, 2016

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whiskey wrist

When you are too drunk to masturbate to completion

I went to town with my favorite JC Penny's catalog but just couldn't finish because of a bad case of the whiskey wrist

by Spiralogy March 19, 2015

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whiskey kitty

Similar to whiskey dick; after having consumed alcohol you try to have sex, but can't get off (climax) because your clit and vagina are numb to sensation

James - "We've been fucking for an hour are you ever cum?"
Shaniqua - "Just do what you gotta do, I got whiskey kitty and can't get off.

by Pterodactyl82 September 04, 2022

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