Thor Hammer

The very definition of truancy. He never shows up to class, but somehow manages to stay at school

My truancy is bad, but not as bad as Thor Hammers absence percentage.

by Nicher January 30, 2020

Thor's Hammer

An act of masturbation in which a male individual grips the shaft of his erect penis in one hand, leaving the head exposed. Then, the other hand is balled into a fist, and forcefully smashes the head of the individuals penis, like a hammer.

Oh damn, I shouldn't Thor's Hammer anymore, my boober is starting to turn purple.

by takeitupanacho May 12, 2016

become an aqua thor

Basically same as toaster bath, but with a spark of intellegence.

Jeff: "go commit toaster bath" Anderson: "Become an Aqua Thor Nigga Jeff" Jeff fucking dies lf ligma.

by EHZD March 5, 2021

Thor

Thor is truly one of the most luckiest guys y'all ever meet.Thor a handsome charming man who loves to help others and respects everyone. Thor's creative,determined,strong and wise. He has a great mind that some others do not understand. He's kind to everyone who meets, and loving. Thor likes to be left alone but when you need him he'll be right there, Thor's is different in many ways that you can't find in others "rare to be exact". he's cool, and brings great luck to others and he know everything about everyone and when when it comes to emotions he understands you perfectly. But when mad do not stand to close to him.

Hi Thor! How are you!

by Justhreewords November 21, 2021

Thor

A man who can bench more than anybody on the earth
All muscle no brain

Thor: I can bench more than you

by Uswallow May 29, 2019

thor

A long hair bitch with his bob the builder hammer

thor my guy right here

by zzk May 13, 2019

The Thor

When a girl/boy dresses up as the Greek god Thor and proceeds to sit on a hammer

Oh my god, this girl sent me a video of hare doing “The Thor” last night it was awesome.

by Beboop123 June 23, 2020