Thomas

Thomas is the best boyfriend you will ever have, he is sweet, charming, understanding, smart, funny, UNBELIEVABLY sexy and hot. He really knows how to make a girl smile no matter the situation. He is willing to meet your parents and do whatever it takes to make you happy. If you ever date a Thomas be lucky because he is one in a million!

“Yah I’m dating Thomas”
“Wow you’re so lucky!”
“Gosh I know”

by bbyxtalia February 5, 2020

Thomas

An Eagles fan with an inferiority complex.

“Hey did you hear Thomas talking about the Eagles again?”

by NotAnEaglesFan24 January 3, 2021

Thomas

A really fucking horny guy. Dates everyone... best friend is usually incredibly handsome and strong and sounds like "bennit"

YO why does that guy have to be such a Thomas and pull his cock out in front of the chickens

by Etham Willian Stensor November 7, 2022

Thomas

Thomas is a mad ejit he does diffin on sundays plenty of buckfast but here no donegall 2020 just reminding ya hes a mad train

Thomas

by Madejit April 20, 2020

Thomas

TWISTER BOY; A boy who plays Twister, when everyones asleep, with his IMAGINARY friends.

Hahahahahahahhahah Thomas.

by stupidmathgirl December 23, 2008

Thomas

Usually a slow minded person, who tends to make odd noises and gestures but really is a good guy and can throw Nattys back

Thomas over there is only semi normal when compared to a drunk bum

by Civicbro1738 March 7, 2017

Thomas

The most retarded, gay-ass person to exist in the known multiverse. Acts like a dumbass and is a cross-breed of a Giraffe and a train. Lamarck's theory which was previously disproved has a special case for Thomas. After many years of stretching his neck it has become elongated and is now a subnormal phenomenon. If you happen to find a Thomas whos neck is small consider yourself luck because only every 1 in 1 million Thomas have this feature. A few common characteristics include twitchy left eye and a common catch-phrase: "Did I ask?" Usually is very attracted to Arathenan. They are known to be natural soul mates. Twice in every year, the breed producing about 200-300 retards. The Thomas is naturally fond of skinny-long asians. He is commonly found in the backyards of many people. His car is usually the shopping cart. Lastly, one of the main catch phrases of Thomas is "Quick, get in. We have momentum!!"

Last week I saw a herd of Thomas running through the garbage dumb for dinner.

by Pazhaidam June 13, 2018