Twisted Skunk

A jumped up punky little fellow with plenty of attitude. Saying this TS would claim to be one of the timid and friendly kind with enough love to spread on everyones bread.

“I poke badgers with spoons”

www. twisted skunk .com

by somedamnpunk March 3, 2011

Glazed Twist

When you Jerk off the night before, then wake up in the morning with dried semen on your dick.

Bob sounded like he was having fun last night, maybe to much. He woke up the next morning with a coffee and a glazed twist.

by beach_greaser December 23, 2021

twisted boner

An boner caused from twisted disturbed thoughts usually while on drugs

My wife and I were fighting all of the sudden I popped a twisted boner

by funsize1481 May 30, 2015

plop twist

when you go to take a number one and end up shitting instead; a wild ass ride.

Man I had a plop twist last night, I'm shook.

by wonderfulThingBoutPickle December 23, 2016

The Berlin Twist

The act of putting your index finger upon your helmet, rolling the foreskin over your finger, twisting your finger around (thus acquiring as much cheese as possible) and then placing said finger beneath the nostrils of the nearest bystander, preferably in an unshowered situation.

After leaving the gym my first decision was to give Scott 'The Berlin Twist'.

Adam gave me a pretty heinous Berlin Twist

by ScrapInTown July 11, 2014

Twisted Tea'd

The act of getting WRECKED by a can of Twisted Tea whilst spewing racist comments.

That dude in the video got "twisted tea'd

by phteeeven December 30, 2020

Twist Jack

When a partner is stroking a meat pole in an up and down motion while simultaneously twisting the wrist for increased pleasure. Also known as “Peppergrinding”

Sally Strokes gave me one heck of a”Twist Jack” last night in her car!

by Big John Swellington October 10, 2020