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Cum Jar

The Cum Jar is the way for the men to pay respect to the hundred, the thousand of babies that will never been born, sending their semen to rest in that untouched sanctuary.
- Honey, mom gave me this jam jar with Jar Jar on it as a present for you
- I will put it into good use, I will make it my next cum jar. Real men use cum jars. Not sockets.
by obso September 5, 2019
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Tip Jar

Check out that tip jar in the baseball cap.

He was cheating on her...what a tip jar!

He thinks he's the shit...what a tip jar!
by That Girl32 May 22, 2010
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jew jar

a jar where a person continually stores change to be cahsed in at a later date
dude, my jew jar is almost full
by matt rooks December 26, 2007
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Jar head

The Slang term came about during WW2 as a slang term for a US Marine.
During the war some steel helmets were made by the Mason jar company.
Some Marines who were issues helmets made by Mason Jar co. were called Jar heads
by Donald Skirvin May 15, 2007
mugGet the Jar headmug.

hot jar

To receive oral pleasure after an intense workout in unbreathable pants.
She was looking to spice things up, so I gave her the hot jar.
by Money Hustard October 16, 2015
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Around the Jar

A quick jog around the yard while your friends share a laugh at your drunken expense.
“Take 3 laps around the jar”!
by NotYourAverageEv July 5, 2021
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Dip Jar

A miss pronuciation of the spanish word "dibujar". Dip jar can refer to a dip can. When yelled dip jar is the equivalent of yeet or yee yee. Yelling dip jar is usually accompabied packing an object like a dip can. Dip jar is mostly a phrase to show contempt for other languages and cultures. One will only hear dip jar in remote places.
"Hey we're going to the store. You coming?"
"DIP JAR!" *packing noises"
by Aoku November 18, 2018
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