bite me

I would have to beleive that originally 'bite me' was a slightly more acceptable way of saying 'blow me.' Just like people use fricken istead of fuckin.

Although I think it has evolved to really just mean something like 'Fuck Off!'

Why dont you bite me!

by abnerone April 5, 2004

wolf bite

The perils of improper wiping. The result feels like a wolf took a bite out of your ass and left a few teeth behind.

There was no tp in the can and now Ive got the worst case of wolf bite.

by Lord B. December 1, 2004

Victory Bite

A bite of food eaten directly after performing a subtle verbal insult.

Hippy - "Hey, who took the last cupcake?"
Keith - "Me" *victory bite*

by Hippy Lito May 9, 2009

Mom-Bite

When one asks for some of your food, then takes an obnoxiously large bite out of it, similar to what a bite that a mother would take out of her children's food.

"Hey, can I have a little bit of that cinammon roll?"
"Sure"
*eats half the cinnamon roll in one bite*
"Awww, dude, you Mom-Bit it!"

"Hey, do you want some of my cookie? Don't Mom-Bite it though, my blood sugar is low."

Mother: I need to make sure that pizza isn't poisonous. *takes huge bit*
Child: MOM!
Mom: Shut up, I gave birth to you!

by Michaleangelo Ferinni April 10, 2010

eagle bite

Any injury sustained while working on an F-15 Eagle.

A: Did you see the cut on Smith's head?
B: Yeah, ran into the wing while working on the flaps, talk about your bad eagle bites.

by NovusSemita September 10, 2007

scrote bite

A forceful bite to a man's scrotum in an act of anger.

I'm so mad at my boyfriend for reading my texts and looking through my computer. He deserves a scrote bite!

by funatwork14 March 28, 2014

Tom Bite

The largest bite you can possibly take, usually from the foods of others. Named after a man in New Jersey who enjoyed tasting the foods of his friends, perhaps a bit too much.

"You can have a bite of my sandwich, but only if you promise not to make a Tom Bite. I want to have some left for lunch."

by Fookar August 13, 2008