Wisconsin Roundabout

A Utah standoff, but with blowjobs.

The act of 2 guys putting eachothers dicks in their mouth and sucking until they nut

Hey John, wanna go to the office for a Wisconsin roundabout?

by 2F2Furious November 8, 2022

Wisconsin Tumor

A Wisconsin Tumor refers to the infamous "beer gut" that so many men proudly sport. The term references Wisconsin in particular most likely because of the amount of beer consumption and cheese eating that takes place there. Although many males in Wisconsin have the mysterious body shape, this can be seen on men all over the world.

Would you look at that guy over there?! He's balancing his drink on his Wisconsin Tumor!

by Mkeah August 20, 2012

Wisconsin sunburn

When a male, during sexual activities unloads semen onto his partners chest, then the partner must go outside and tan, they semen will then create a very neat tan line

"Woah Becky cool tan line where did you get it?"
"Me and my boyfriend did a Wisconsin sunburn"

by Bushfire September 2, 2015

Wisconsin honeymoon

When 2 people share a 500 gram piece of Mozzarella cheese sticks.

I took Leah to the back of the warehouse for a Wisconsin honeymoon

by Mandc2002 October 25, 2023

wisconsin sober

sober / abstaining from all substances except for alcohol

1: hey man, do you wanna hit this blunt?
2: oh actually i’m wisconsin sober

1: oh cool dude, i’ll grab you a brewski!

by mistersalamander July 30, 2023

Wisconsin Tuxedo

The name referring to a clothing ensemble consisting of a flannel shirt (traditionally red and black), and camouflage pants.

It is not uncommon to see a man wearing a Wisconsin Tuxedo while chopping wood.

by Socially Distant October 8, 2020

Wisconsin Bounce

When a thicc cheese curd girl from Madison starts to twerk.

Yo you met TJ's new girl Crystal? She has that Wisconsin Bounce going for her.

by One night in AA December 7, 2019