by benicio del toro jr. September 18, 2020
Garlic Butter-
a violent greasy liquid used to prevent your enemies from caressing your earlobes.
(Suggestion: Attack best used whence spraying at the enemy rather than pouring. Though if you feel the need to penetrate enemy with such substance, so be it; that works too.)
a violent greasy liquid used to prevent your enemies from caressing your earlobes.
(Suggestion: Attack best used whence spraying at the enemy rather than pouring. Though if you feel the need to penetrate enemy with such substance, so be it; that works too.)
Example:
Gerald *fills pressure washer with garlic butter*
Ann: Gerald, what the hell?!
Gerald: A n n; do y o u wanna fucking die in the earlobe apocalypse?!
Ann:.....well...no.
Gerald: then f u c k o f f.
Ann: *f u c k i n g a w a y f r o m g e r a l d*
Gerald: Bashiba, Ann
Ann: B a s h i b a Gerald.*eyebrow wiggle*
Gerald *fills pressure washer with garlic butter*
Ann: Gerald, what the hell?!
Gerald: A n n; do y o u wanna fucking die in the earlobe apocalypse?!
Ann:.....well...no.
Gerald: then f u c k o f f.
Ann: *f u c k i n g a w a y f r o m g e r a l d*
Gerald: Bashiba, Ann
Ann: B a s h i b a Gerald.*eyebrow wiggle*
by Oh_its_just_you.-. August 11, 2018
A 'Garlic Joe' is when you fill a girls pussy with vinegar and stick your dick it and when she starts squirting you drink the watery vinegary liquid
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by GaryTheHairyScaryMan December 2, 2017
A medium-high state of intoxication. When you're drunk enough that you've begun to make amusing vocabulary errors, but not completely smashed.
Person 1: Man I was so wasted last night lol
Person 2: Were you Playing Garlic Tarloc ?
Person 3: Lol beyond Tarloc my dude
Person 2: Were you Playing Garlic Tarloc ?
Person 3: Lol beyond Tarloc my dude
by Marshallllllllllllll Banana October 15, 2017