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Desk Faggot

A mostly useless man that requires help from other men for even the most trivial task, like changing a tire on a car.
Brian is such a desk faggot, he has to go to a shop just to get the oil checked on his car.
by frombaja October 26, 2016
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desk sex

two people flirting it up in class usually in desks directly next to each other
especially when one has a boyfriend/girlfriend then proceeds to dump the said bf/gf for the desk sex partner
or "take a break"
God, did you see the desk sex going on between her and that senior...and she's on a break with her boyfriend. Wow...
by amanda paige January 3, 2009
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Desk Pop

Phrasal Verb: A sordid act which stimulates additional adrenaline during the action of pleasuring oneself at their desk, and the frenzied, high-octane, clean-up process thereafter. Similar to a Danger Wank, but exclusively for office or classroom settings.

1/ To masturbate at your desk once all students, staff or customers have left the office.
2/ See other 'The Other Guys' references.
John: Yo, Mickey. You still jackin' it at work?

Mickey: Ha! Yeah, of course! Nothing beats the rush of a desk pop before everyone is back from lunch!
by McSavage's Social Control October 7, 2020
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Desk Rabit

A man who hinds under a woman's desk long enough that there is no resonable explanation.
When a woman leaves her desk for a coffee a desk rabit will hide under her desk and wait for her to came sit back down at the desk.
by cokeguy2 October 13, 2010
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Desk jockey

One whom has a job that involves more than desk/office work. However; proceeds to sit @ desk and/or office. They tend to brag how easy work is. The fact is others are and/or have worked hard and the jockeys choose not to...
To day a desk jockey walked in to the realm and stated this is so easy . Then proceeded to sit back down until nonessential b.s. needed to be accomplished.
by Top-low man July 19, 2017
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Desk Pop

The act of masturbating at work or on the job. Most liking done in the privacy of the employee bathroom.
Person 1: Hey, can you cover for me, I need to run to the restroom.
Person 2: Gotta drop that deuce huh? Lol.

Person 1: No, it’s a “desk pop”.
by #Stillbilly January 5, 2021
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Help Desk

This "Desk" is probably a phone number. No one bothered to change it to "Help Number".

Anyway, the "Desk" is India and someone in India is eating Chinese food (do they eat Chinese food in India?) at 2 AM with a headset on their lap talking to dumb and/or frustrated Americans. He's thinking "Surely you learned to activate your PD Flag for application recognition right after you learned to tie your shoes." But he doesn't say that, he's very polite. The highlight of working at the Help Desk is getting to remotely access some American's computer. Maybe they have embarrassing pictures, the latest Hollywood movies, or top-secret military documents up on their screen.
"Hello. You have reach the IT Help Desk. To hear the system status, please press 1. To talk to a customer support analyst, please press 2. If you would like to chit-chat about the latest computer games or other nerdy technical topics, please press the secret passcode. If you do not know the secret passcode, please wait on the line. The secret passcode is 4-5-3-5-1-0-0."
by Hybrid_131 January 3, 2009
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