text anxiety

when you are texting someone and they dont answer creating anxiety of why they arent texting are the mad, did they die, are they being arrested or what is taking them so damn long

girl: i hate my mom shes driving me home drunk again
me: are u ok tho is she driving ok
me: hello?
me: are u ok?
me: whats going on im coming to look for u if u dont answer
an hour later
girl: i just saw the new girls next door
me: damn what took u so long u gave me text anxiety i thought u were dead

by mdalts January 26, 2009

suicide text

The act of sending a text that will surely get you killed.

Johnny sent a suicide text when he accidentally sent his dad the text that was meant for his girlfriend.

by texter0020 December 21, 2008

Text Fucking

The act of providing sexual connotations or inferences in the form of text.

"Did you see that email? That girl was text fucking the shit out of you."

"Read between the lines dude, she's definitely text fucking you."

by Johnny Two Tongue July 27, 2008

Text slut

A female that texts multiple guys at once and flirts with them even if she has a boyfriend.

Kelly is always texting guys. What a text slut!

by SimplyRandom June 29, 2008

Nigger text

The art of posers typing/texting in a faggot ass way because they think it's cool to be niggers. It is possibly the most annoying and intolerable way peopled have ever communicated in mankinds' existence.

Example 1-

Normal kid: "Hey dude are u goin' 2 the concert 2nite?"

Poser fag: "Y@y cuz f@ sh0. 1 b3 @t d@t sh1t f0 sh33zy d@wg!"

Normal kid: "Ummm I can't go anymore, your nigger text is intolerable."



Example 2-

Normal kid: "Hey baby what's up?

White chick:"H3y h0m3 b0i! Wut up w1t 1t?"

Normal Kid: " Aren't u white?...."

White Chick: "F@ sh0. Y u @ll b31n w31rd?"

Normal kid: "I can't put up with your nigger text.....fuck you"

by Atticus Kcliine April 30, 2009

Textbook

To show exceptional service under pressure, to do a good job at a task, or a event to be recorded into history.

That was some textbook performance boys!
World War II is recorded into textbooks.

by Gunny20 October 27, 2014

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by 69420keeanureeves March 26, 2021