Taco Bell Challenge

A feat whereby a person is challenged to eat $20.00 worth of Taco Bell food within one hour. Only one drink purchase allowed.

If the contestant can eat all of the food in the allotted time, the issuer of the challenge must pay the tab. If the contestant cannot eat all of the food ordered, he/she must pay for whatever has been ordered.

I really thought I could eat 23 orders of cinnamon twists. Because I could not, I lost the Taco Bell Challenge

-or-

I've won the Taco Bell Challenge: I just consumed 4 Big Bell Box Meals, pay up son.

by Taco Bell connoisseur July 1, 2008

taco bell bathroom

the most dirtyiest unclean bathroom in the world seiously

taco bell bathroom is dirty

by reaalyanonymousv21 September 7, 2009

Taco Bell Hangover

While not exclusively used just for Taco Bell products, a TBH can be described as the aftereffects of eating any type of food that will eventually cause you to shit pterodactyls for hours on end, in which case, there may or may not be blood present. A cure for TBH is curling up on the bathroom floor in the fetal position while simultaneously shitting lava against the toilet base until there's no more coming out. Unfortunately a side effect of TBH is performing this roughly 10 more times until you kill the tube of Preparation H.

Jerry had a Taco Bell Hangover at work last week. The customer bathroom is still boarded up.

by Bells of Taco May 5, 2018

Taco Bell Challenge

The act of purchasing the "Grande Meal" consisting of 10 tacos, to be made up of 5 hard shell and 5 soft shell tacos, and consuming every last shred of each taco within a half hour. The rules are simple:
1) Eat EVERYTHING. This includes every shred of lettuce.
2) Choice of Border Sauce and drinks is left to the Challenger.

Everytime they got drunk, the Taco Bell Challenge was called for at around 2AM.

by TacoBellChallengeWinner November 1, 2005

Taco Bell's Palsy

Eating too much taco bell after drinking all night, your face becomes paralyzed and lopsided.

What's wrong with Erica, why does she look so fucked up.

She ate like 3 burritos and triple layer nachos after all those Jager shots. She has Taco Bell's Palsy.

by MindGrapes October 28, 2014

Taco Bell Curve

The approximately 20 min period between "I LOVE Taco Bell. This food ROCKS!" and "I swear to GOD I will never eat that nasty junk again."

The down slope of the curve coincides directly with a case of the taco shits.

"I am on the downside of the worst Taco Bell Curve ever so I can't go with you today."

by Hy Pyke November 29, 2009

taco bell aftermath

A crap taken shortly after eating Taco Bell. Is either a liquid or a solid depending on the sauce. So bad that you can smell it across the house. The bathroom is contaminated for AT LEAST 24 hours, and even after needs a serious cleaning.

Jim: Who had toco bell?!?

Bob: Sorry. I had fire sauce.

Jim: At least close the door. I can smell it from across the house!

THE TACO BELL AFTERMATH HAS STRUCK.

by Bearret9 July 28, 2014