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The swirlies

That swirly nauseous feeling you get when someone gives you butterflies
"Just thinking about her gives me the swirlies."
by crispysouup September 23, 2023
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Swirly sputnik

When a girls d1sch@rge enters a boys buttcrack leading to a b*ner.
Dude, help last night my girl gave me a swirly Sputnik and it ruined my bed sheets!
by _idk_anymore_ January 18, 2021
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Chocolate Swirly

When you shit in ur partners face and you put a cone on top and make them eat it
by anonymous May 10, 2022
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Anus swirly whirly

An Anus swirly whirly is when a person in given a swirly while there is shit in the toilet and while being fisted in the anus.
“Damn Alex Got it yesterday in the bathroom, they gave him a Anus swirly whirly.“
by -mimic_bean- October 24, 2020
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Atlanta Swirly

An intense sexual act when one person receives a swirly while the other pounds the backside until he shoots sperm out of his mouth into the toilet.
A bully gives a nerd an Atlanta swirly
by Huge D Randy October 9, 2025
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Shawshank Swirly

The action of drowning someone in a prison toilet.
Two prison inmates in the bathroom get into a heated fight where they fight to the death, the one inmate gives the other a Shawshank Swirly.
by DR3AD KN1GHT April 2, 2013
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nuclear swirlie

One of the cruelest possible variants of the chocolate swirlie, the bullying maneuver wherein a jock dunks a nerd's head in a shit-filled toilet and flushes, the 'nuclear' variation is when multiple jocks have shit in the toilet without flushing so the bowl is full to the brim before the swirlie is performed on a very, VERY unlucky nerd.
Me and all my hockey teammates gave this dork a nuclear swirlie last year, it was sick! The whole team shit in the same toilet in the locker room without flushing for like a week and it was nearly overflowing. Then after school one day we nabbed this random loser from the hallway and dragged him in there and BOOM! We dunked him face-first all the way in. My bros were holding him down while I gave him crazy wedgies. And we just kept going for like 10 minutes straight. We'd pull him out for a second to breathe and dunk him straight back in. When the team captain finally flushed him, it wouldn't even all go down at once, so his whole head was still covered in shit and it was dripping down his face! So of course we gave him a hanging wedgie in the lockers so he couldn't clean himself up for a while. Man, that was fun. Makes me wanna go find a nerd now...
by yikestbh July 24, 2024
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