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Swinging Ass

Making an illegal U Turn in the middle of a busy intersection. Especially prevalent in the SF Bay Area.
Woah, that person just swung ass and almost hit me.

Just another lyft driver swinging ass.
by Ass22 December 16, 2018
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The Swinging Pendulums

The smacking together of male scrotums during sex.
"I could've sworn I heard The Swinging Pendulums coming from my upstairs neighbors apartment, but I could be wrong."
"Do you think gay guys are sorry for us that we can't do The Swinging Pendulums because I don't have testicles?" "Nah, your over-sized labia lips do just fine, Brenda."
by RoyCoup November 27, 2012
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Spider Swinging

This is when you sit on another person's lap (facing them) and swing!
Example 1: Oh man, I saw those two chicks spider swinging and it totally turned me on!
Example 2: Spider swinging like yet another one of the funnest things ever!!!
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Electro Swing

When you attach jumper cables to your scrotum, then attach the jumper cables to a car battery.

Instant erection
by The Ranger June 2, 2019
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Swinging Pig

A pub in Rockingham, West Australia, that is frequented by naval personal (especially pay day thursday) and young mothers looking for a daddy for their bastard child. Swinging pig is derived from 'rocking' and 'ham'.
Be aware, fights in or outside the pub are almost a given every Thursday night, with bored locals meeting up and fighting for no reason.
Guy 1: U going to the swinging pig tonite?

Guy 2: Shiit.... do i have to?

Guy 3: Nothing else to do in this scumbo town
by Denis T August 16, 2008
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swing hard

a kid who dresses like an asshole
ASS HOLES that swing hard
jingly clothes wearing ass holes

ex)
matt: where'd that swing hard kid go..?
elena: what?
matt: that kid dressed like an ass hole.
by claudia torres June 19, 2008
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arm swings

(n) The fatty, gelatinous, sagging skin that appears underneath the length of the arm from the shoulder down to the elbow.

Called "arm swings" for their characteristic swaying, back-and-forth motion they make whenever they are moved around.

Commonly found on: Obese adults/kids, elderly people, people who are out of shape, and anyone who loses a great deal of weight in a short amount of time.
Observer #1: "Hey, look at that fat chick power-walking. She kinda waddles like a duck."

Observer #2: "Ugh, thats not what I'm looking at. She should wear some long sleeves cause those arm swings are making me nauseous."
by P. Dubya June 28, 2007
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