Swedish Microwave

Continually releasing queefs under the covers several times and building up stench while your significant other is brushing their teeth and getting ready for bed, then when they get into bed, pull the covers over their head and yell "SWEDISH MICROWAVE" and let them enjoy the stench of your queef gas for at least 30 seconds. Similar to the 'Dutch Oven'

Emma: Kerri, how was your sleepover at Anna's last night?
Kerri: NOT GOOD! That damn Alyssa chick kept pulling Swedish Microwaves all night!

Emma: Whoa, that's some serious queefage!

by Ilovemyjawaylin March 1, 2011

Swedish Oar

The female performance of the masculine sexual act, the "Dutch Rudder". Much like the Dutch Rudder, each participant stands next to their partner and holds their arm at the elbow. The female places her fingers over her clitorus or inside of her vagina, and her partner "rows the oar" for her, thus completing the act of stimulation.

"Janette isn't gay, but when she's drunk she sometimes get girls to give her the Swedish Oar."

by Sean Sparks Solid September 13, 2009

Swedish Sardine

a) Giving a Swedish person a blow job in the state of New York.

b) When a Swedish person receives a blow job in the state of New York.

That Swede won a golden pencil, so I gave him a Swedish Sardine.

by Swedish Lover April 16, 2010

Swedish Helicopter

A sexual position that is requested of Ben Stiller (Eddie) by Malin Akerman (Lila) in the film 'The Heartbreak Kid', 2007.

'What about the Swedish Helicopter?'

by Jaffaboy March 7, 2008

Swedish Intervals

Skipping a Nordic Ski Workout for Sexual Intercourse

Susan and I were going to do a 10k, but she looked so good in the spandex I took her home for Swedish Intervals

by Bonk6 January 16, 2010

Swedish Courage

The operation of a motor vehicle, specifically an upscale sedan, in a questionably aggressive manner through a false sense of security, in the mistaken belief that advanced restraint, steering, braking and/or suspension systems and higher chassis build quality will permit the driver to escape collision or injury.

The term apparently originates from the emphasis on safety in Volvo's ongoing advertising campaign.

"Yo! Did you see that Beemer cut off that ambulance and rip across six lanes to that offramp?"

"Monkey got a bad case of Swedish courage..."

by MrMRM December 17, 2009

Swedish Handbrake

sternly straddle the phallus, while cupping the balls in ones mouth and inserting the index finger gently into the anus

Swedish Break-line or the more common Swedish Handbrake

by Woody Catpie July 8, 2010