starbucksology 

The study of starbucks drinks and all the variations and additives

I did not know you could add protein to a vanilla latte so I guess I need to brush up on my starbucksology!

starbucksology by BronxRap October 24, 2008

Starbucks Stutter 

The phenomenon that affects folks (usually those who were born prior to 1950) at Starbucks, when they suddenly freeze and have no idea what to say or do when the barista asks them for their order when trying to buy a plain old cup of coffee.

Usually followed by groans and exchanged glances among the snotty cardigan-wearing yuppies and corporate scumbags in three-piece suits waiting in line behind them.

Can also be associated with the shock of paying more than $0.50 for a cup of coffee.

Customer 1: "Dude! Did you see that geezer get the Starbucks Stutter when he couldn't even order his joe?"

Customer 2: "Yeah! That was some serious java stage fright!"

Starbucks Stutter by interregnum September 15, 2009

Starbuckified 

When Starbucks takes any good idea, and then creates something that is either coffee, or suitable with coffee.

PERSON 1: Starbucks now has these Crystal Light things.
PERSON 2: Yeah, they took those drink mix packets and Starbuckified them.

Starbuckified by Ascending Flame June 5, 2010

starbucks per a square mile 

A method of measuring liberalism. A high amount of Starbucks within a square mile of an area means that it is very liberal.

Person 1: Is Arlington, Virginia conservative?
Person 2: Nah man, there are like seven Starbucks per a square mile

starbucks per a square mile by dannyboyfly April 17, 2014

starbuckify

To make a place of business more upscale by adding a Starbucks to it.

I went to the Target Store today and they really had to starbuckify it to make it look better!

starbuckify by Definamaster September 23, 2014

Starbucks

The BEST coffee place EVER. Usually visited by white girls. Very addictive

Starbucks is bae! yassss!

Starbucks by "who am I?" None of ur busines January 19, 2015

Starbucks

That shit only white girls in their teenage years drink

Omg becky lets go get a pumpkin spice mocha frappuchino latte with extra whip and drizzled chocolate syrup!

Yaaaaaaaaaaaas betch! lemme take a selfie! #selfie #starbucks #girly #trendfag #betch #yolo #swag

Starbucks by Some dumb nigga January 9, 2016