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socom spider

When a spider repels down from your ceiling on single thread in front of your face much like what you do SOCOM.
A socom spider repelled down in front of my sister when she was on the computer, scared her shitless. A great moment in my life.
by BECKDADDY June 13, 2008
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Motorcycle Spider-Man

From a missionary position, just before climax, the male stands up on the bed, performs a backflip, ejaculates into his hand, throws it on the ceiling, and lands on his feet.
Hey, have you heard of the Motorcycle Spider-Man?
by Urge2Splurge October 1, 2016
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Four of Spades

The four of spades card as nature would have it is the woman's box dyke card which in terms of the old adage Ned Stokes card is an example of the wolf in sheep's clothing card or the Card that explains the bad deal card it's a card of those born above the law it's also a card that's in a pact with the devil the card has a tendency to be an omen of evil men and women who often cheat and lie it's also known as the cuckold card similar to four of clubs devil's bed post a card built in sexual immorality and spiritual iniquity
Four of spades Be careful of certain people with the card your dealt if not aware you may lose your soul or your life
by Kmhgrandpearl October 4, 2020
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spider-man

the best motherfucking person ever. practically my fucking idol. kicks everyone's ass.
Spider-man will own you all.
by anonymous September 26, 2004
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Butt Spider

a hair-filled piece of ass lint
Who put this fucking butt spider on my pillow!?
by Tango Golf July 7, 2008
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nope spider

A spider so terrifying that all you can do when you see it is back away saying, "Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope."
*Dude enters room*
*Dude sees a nope spider*
*Dude backs out of the room*
Saying: "Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope."
by HelloWorld123 March 29, 2014
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Spider island

The act of placing a spider on your bell end while in the bath creating an "island" . The spider will run around on the end of your penis creating a stimulating effect. best results occur with the more hairy specimens.
"dude u seen any house spiders about ? i wanna spider island tonight "
by BONESy August 20, 2013
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