spooky spaghetti

A different, low-key name for creepypasta.

I didn't get much sleep because I spent all night reading some good spooky spaghetti, if you catch my drift.

by ANewHopeAwakens October 10, 2018

Spaghetti Straightener

A woman who turns a gay man into a straight man

That girl is a real spaghetti straightener.

by TurnThemStraight September 25, 2018

spaghetti wrangler

A collector of pubes.

Tom: I trimmed myself last night
Bob: Did you keep them?
Tom: Who do you think I am? A spaghetti wrangler?

by you are a *Beep* sandwich May 5, 2011

Spaghetti Fucker

A guy who sticks his dick in a oven mitt full of spaghetti and fucks it.

Josh: Hey Dave did you hear about the spaghetti fucker?
Dave: Yeah man, he blew his load in it and made his own carbonara sauce out off it.

by Shitbird327 October 6, 2018

Yeti in the spaghetti

An orgy game. To play; you invite 4 or more people over to be the spaghetti and then you invite a large hairy man as the guest of honor to be the yeti and then you all fuck.

“Yo man I went to that orgy and there was a yeti in the spaghetti, it was wild”

by Barbies-drunk November 12, 2017

bob spaghetti

The best cult leader in the world

Stranger: Who is the leader of your cult
Me: The greatest man in the world... bob spaghetti

by bob spaghetti May 3, 2021

spaghetti talk

When a person makes several phrases or statements towards another person/people, most off topic or not pertaining to the conversation and to see which one sticks. If any sticks at all.

When Bertha was talking to Troy about the process of his new home being built, She brought up information about the builders political affiliations. It has nothing to do with the price of tea in China which is spaghetti talk at it’s finest.

by TRGZ June 17, 2021