Spaghetti Straightener

A woman who turns a gay man into a straight man

That girl is a real spaghetti straightener.

by TurnThemStraight September 25, 2018

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spaghetti cast

i think i’m going crazy, cause this morning i woke up at 4am and then got up opened my window, then i was gonna start getting ready for school but decided to go back to bed. And now i can’t stop thinking about spaghetti cast

“What does spaghetti cast mean?!
I can’t stop thinking about it but I know it means something”

by Spaghetti.cast. February 06, 2018

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Spaghetti Fucker

A guy who sticks his dick in a oven mitt full of spaghetti and fucks it.

Josh: Hey Dave did you hear about the spaghetti fucker?
Dave: Yeah man, he blew his load in it and made his own carbonara sauce out off it.

by Shitbird327 October 06, 2018

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Hue Spaghetti

Life form, originated in Brazil, the dummiest dummy that has ever existed, friend of the smartest man alive and player of the worst game ever made

My name is Hue spaghetti and I’m a dummy

by LeJuanJSZ October 29, 2019

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Spaghetti rule

If you are a male and if you eat spaghetti before having sexual intercourse with a guy, it’s not gay. The same applies to females. As eating spaghetti suggests that prior to your intercourse you committed to identifying as heterosexual.

-did you hear that (a male) sucked a dick? That’s gay.

- Nah bro, he’s not gay, he ate spaghetti before that.

-Oh right, because of the spaghetti rule.

by PreventMisconseptions May 18, 2023

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