Josh: Hey Dave did you hear about the spaghetti fucker?
Dave: Yeah man, he blew his load in it and made his own carbonara sauce out off it.
Dave: Yeah man, he blew his load in it and made his own carbonara sauce out off it.
by Shitbird327 October 06, 2018
Life form, originated in Brazil, the dummiest dummy that has ever existed, friend of the smartest man alive and player of the worst game ever made
by LeJuanJSZ October 29, 2019
If you are a male and if you eat spaghetti before having sexual intercourse with a guy, it’s not gay. The same applies to females. As eating spaghetti suggests that prior to your intercourse you committed to identifying as heterosexual.
-did you hear that (a male) sucked a dick? That’s gay.
- Nah bro, he’s not gay, he ate spaghetti before that.
-Oh right, because of the spaghetti rule.
- Nah bro, he’s not gay, he ate spaghetti before that.
-Oh right, because of the spaghetti rule.
by PreventMisconseptions May 18, 2023
Tom: I trimmed myself last night
Bob: Did you keep them?
Tom: Who do you think I am? A spaghetti wrangler?
Bob: Did you keep them?
Tom: Who do you think I am? A spaghetti wrangler?
by you are a *Beep* sandwich April 15, 2011
by TurnThemStraight September 25, 2018
Flop. A term to describe a general energy level. Flop. Not to be confused with Sad Sushi Roll. Flop.
I is a sad spaghetti. *Flop*
He can't do that, he is a sad spaghetti.
There is not enough fuel. It is a sad spaghetti.
He can't do that, he is a sad spaghetti.
There is not enough fuel. It is a sad spaghetti.
by Sad spaghetti November 28, 2017
by imspaghetti December 16, 2018