Catch the Snitch

Also "Catch the Golden Snitch"

1. To orgasm.
2. What you do after you beat your bludgers

Explanation:
"The Snitch" is a walnut-sized golden ball with silvery wings that flies at insanely high speeds on it's own accord; the only way to end a Quidditch match is for the Seeker to catch it in their hands. This action not only ends the game, it gives the Seeker's team 150 extra points, which is usually enough to win them the game outright.

Ergo, when a male finishes masturbation and holds something silvery and golden in his hands, he has "caught the snitch" and, ultimately, ended the game.

"Catching the snitch" can also be used loosely to refer to the conclusion of any sex act, male masturbation or otherwise.
Before Professor Glitch (The Ravenclaw Seeker) can catch the Snitch, he has to bring his Firebolt into the air and beat his bludgers for a while.
by The Ravenclaw Seeker June 11, 2004
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snitch flake

informant with a flaky personality. sometimes referred to as "fish 'n' snitch"
man kieran not only flaked out on me last night, he informed everyone who knows me about my spacedock habit.

what a snitch flake
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Snitch On Wheels

One who, in order to galvanize his fellow snitches, influences other people with whom he is associated in order to create new snitches. A snitch-on-wheels, simply, turns regular folk into snitches, and introduces them to the culture of snitching. To be clear, a snitch-on-wheels, will not necessarily snitch on his fellow snitches. He retains some honor, unlike a snitch among snitches.
Young Mahdi, who convinced Holly to expose the underage drinking taking place in room 100, is a snitch on wheels.
by young mahdi January 27, 2013
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Snitch niggas

The niggas that stay snitching. Sixnine. Niggas that fuck up yo vibe and tell the teacher u was skippin or hotboxin the Bathroom.
Jake: I saw him i the bathroom with a joint what a pothead!
Me: Snitch niggas these days🤦🏿 ♂️
by Niggabean101 October 13, 2019
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snitch bitch

Someone who offers up information voluntarily to assist in the arrest or disciplinary action of another. In the penal system such individuals are placed in whats known as "check-in" or Protective Custody to avoid the physical harm which usually accompanies their underhanded and cowardly tactics.
Damn can't believe Gabe is a snitch bitch! He tried to get me busted because he's a hater. That's lower than a cop! At least cops get paid to try to get people busted!
by MustangGT December 14, 2007
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Snitch Box

A box in many public school where a student can get an envelope that lets them write down a "tip" to give to the school's cop. This is a system that lets snitches anonymously snitch on someone in hopes of getting some reward money.
Dude, I can't give you the drugs around here, do you know how fast people will run to the snitch box!?
by p147026 February 28, 2009
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snitches and grows

a more appropriate way to say 'bitches and hoes!' in the presence of small children, old people, and or parents.
I have two midterms on Tuesday and haven't studied for them. Snitches and grows!
by breffy October 11, 2010
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