snarf

An action that involves pushing another person's nose upwards into a 'pig-style' nose with your index and middle fingers.

I snarfed Ben yesterday, he totally wasn't expecting it.

Get the snarfs in!

by Flisssssssss September 23, 2007

snarf

To put one's mouth over the nose and mouth of another and blow air in, clearing all air passages

Adam leaned over and snarfed Pam popping her ears

by EBS February 08, 2006

SNARF

The passage leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus in female mammals.

In laymans terms the Snatch, Cunt, Pussy.

I heard it used in this term in the village of Homer Green many many years ago from an older boy called Jason. He was telling the younger boys how he had gotten some action and remarked on the 'sent of her Snarf!'

"Did any of you lads catch a look at her 'Snarf', she didnt have any knickers on!"

While thumbing through a porno in BP Service station "look at the Snarf on her!"

by Anthony Von Digital July 05, 2006

blarker snarf

(see snarf) The act of Hollywood laughing during driving his gargantuian,massivly heavy chevy truck and cracking up over a joke.

*Hea Hollywood,you can get some bitches in here and fuck em.* yeahahah blarf chuf-shaa=clu-barker snarf..

by Cactuar May 06, 2003

taint snarf

to violently bite the hairs off of a man's taint

Instead of shaving it, I'll just have my girlfriend give me a taint snarf.

by deadmansparty86 November 04, 2010

snarf the barf

hitting the bong and getting bong water in your mouth.

You'll snarf the barf if you hit the bong too hard and theres too much water in it.

by viper9043 September 10, 2006

Snarf her Garf

This term is mainly used by art school lesbians. After several dates, they may want to engage in consensual sexual activities such as oral stimulation. These urges activate the phrase, "snarf her Garf". The name "Garf" being short for our lord and savior, Garfield. (Garfield = Cat = Pussy = Vagina)

-"Woah she's so fucking hot I'd die if I ever had the privilege to snarf her Garf."
-"Yo, how'd that date with Jennifer go?" "So great dude I totally snarfed that Garf!"
-"Hey Natalie, we've been on a couple dates now... I think I'm ready to have my Garf snarfed."

by alligatorade November 23, 2019