Josh was hammered on Easter but he accidentally scraped the grapes on his wife’s grandmother’s toilet seat.
by Nipple Knockers May 17, 2025

A sexual technique involving placing hot and cold applesauce on a person's private parts and scraping it off with a kitchen scraper.
by anonymous November 28, 2020


Corn Scrapping
Verb…the act by a dog of dragging its ass along the floor to scratch its anus.
Noun…the brown line left in the carpet after a vigorous corn scraping.
Verb…the act by a dog of dragging its ass along the floor to scratch its anus.
Noun…the brown line left in the carpet after a vigorous corn scraping.
John Michael: Oh gross, is that brown mess corn scraping on Grandma’s carpeting?
Drew: That has to be, I saw Daisy corn scrapping earlier.
Drew: That has to be, I saw Daisy corn scrapping earlier.
by ClarenceBede December 9, 2010

can I have your scrapes?
or
do you save your scrapes, or do you burn it?
or
do you have any scrapings?
or
do you save your scrapes, or do you burn it?
or
do you have any scrapings?
by Halunka Records February 1, 2022

by bossssssy April 21, 2014

When you have crusty pieces of period blood left in your fanny after that time of the month, and you scoop if out with a spoon.
by Toby58 July 5, 2022
