Cuff Scuff

The unfortunate second wipe scenario, especially prominent in the office workplace, resulting in a smudge on your shirt cuff. Particularly likely after a hot curry the night before.

Just went down for a shit but arse gravy was the order of the day. Got a rather embarrassing cuff scuff as a memento.

by Kevontour February 25, 2011

Rumple scuff

The act of talking like drunk rumple stiltskin

"Beth: omg emma you are so rumple scuffing right now"

"Emma:shut up or I will *hic* take your first born child"

by TheStupidLadder May 1, 2020

The scaff lip

When you got punched by someone smaller and it resulted in your lip looking like a camel toe

Watch out or you’ll have the scaff lip

by Negro creek January 27, 2022

Astoria Scuff

Similar to the Middle Village Special in which you are from place A, and you act a fool in place B. But people with too much time on their hands decide its time to place you under citizens arrest and waste 3 hours of the day on cops that will let you go anyways.
Astoria is super gentrified and nothing happens in Astoria, so the Astoria Scuff is infinitely frustrating due to the fact that it takes around 7 years and an angry facebook post in order for you finally go home.

Your Buddy; "Man, I thought I could pull a Middle Village Special last night, but I ended up in a prissy neighborhood, so it ended up being an Astoria Scuff instead."
You; "Fuck, how did you get out of it?"
Your buddy; "I just waited, I guess. Felt like 12 years."

by Yeahrightdude March 18, 2026

Town of Scuff

A poorly made Town of Salem ripoff

Person 1: Want to play Town of Scuff.
Person 2: No.

by NOT REAL NAME.COM March 20, 2025