Mark Sanchez

An overrated Gaylord Quarterback for the New York Jets. He is constantly regarded as a great player because he lead his team to 2 AFC title games, in which he got boned. He is considered by many to be the worst quarterback in the NFL. The reason why he barely wins as many games as he does is because he is surrounded by very good receivers and a top-notch running game/defense game. He's so shitty that he can't even seem to achieve a 55% completion percentage. People out in Los Angeles are stupid enough to join on the mass of retard Jets bandwagon fans because he went to USC. He loves to have FOOTlong parties with that Shrex Ryan....And yes, he is not even half Mexican...

Peyton--"Who's that giant walking green penis with the sweaty pubic hair on it's head?"

Tom--"That my good friend, is Mark Sanchez, or in simple terms, A dipshit."

by urmomandme@69 February 18, 2011

frosty sanchez

similar to a dirty sanchez except before placing the penis on the person's face, you put a line of cocaine on top of the shit stained penis and let the person snort the line thus causing a "frosty" sanchez.

James did Veronica anal and proceeded to give her a frosty sanchez

by jason a t November 8, 2007

Strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles

This is a combo made up of theStrawberry Shortcake mixed with a Dirty Sanchez and an Abe Lincoln. What you do: Shave off your pubes and keep them within arms reach. While having sex with a girl/guy from behind, you pull out and spit on their back. When they turn around, you but them in the nose so they start bleeding then you cum on their face. Then grab your pubes and throw your pubes on their face. You have just completed a "Strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles".

Doctor: Ma'am, what happened to you?

Women: My love gave me a Strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles for Valentines Day.

Doctor: ... that's hot.

by Jedi Magknights January 17, 2005

Dirty Sanchez

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

Jane likes to give head, but Dick likes to give a Dirty Sanchez.

by S.D.S April 19, 2006

GOLDEN SANCHEZ

A GOLDEN SANCHEZ IS WHEN YOU URINATE ON YOUR HAND AND THEN WIPE IT ON SOMEONES FACE.

STEVE PISSED ON HIS HANDS AND WIPED IT ON BRENTS FACE. I GAVE HIM A GOLDEN SANCHEZ

by THE LAKE GUY March 6, 2009

girly sanchez

Similar to the dirty sanchez... done by putting index finger into a girls stinky vagina and then drawing a mung-mustache on her upper lip with same finger.

Who gave me the girly sanchez while i was sleeping? My upper lip smells like my hand the morning after a good night in Tijuanna!

by magoomboo October 29, 2007

Filthy Sanchez

Much like the Dirty Sanchez but instead of sticking your fingers in her ass, u stick your fingers in your own ass and wipe it under her nose.

I got drunk with your mom and I gave her the Ole "Filthy Sanchez"!

by Trainwrek the Nomad October 2, 2018