dick sneeze

ejaculation of sperm from the penis.

I was too drunk to fuck last night, I couldn't dick sneeze.

by Willis Drummond March 19, 2003

Sneeze fit

When you sneeze a lot of times in a row

I was having a sneeze fit because my allergy.

by hio5 November 04, 2019

sneeze arrest

when you have to sneeze in a meeting or workplace and you hold the sneeze internally.

dude did you just sneeze? you held that in good, that was a good sneeze arrest.

by slapnuts208 January 25, 2010

Sneeze blinded

When you drive into a traffic circle while sneezing

dude grab the wheel i am sneeze blinded

by 1EVLBRD November 12, 2012

sneeze bukkake

When someone sneezes on your face very offensively, leaving you covered in fine drops of nose juice, similar to the covering when being the object of a bukkake scene in an adult movie.
Also applicable if performed on oneself.

Then she sneezed at me, i felt like a sneeze bukkake.

by Johnny Tramp August 31, 2010

Sneeze of Snow

When you see spots of snow crystals but they don't last long enough to accumulate.

A "Sneeze of Snow" occurred yesterday.

by Jamfetto II December 19, 2015

sneezing walrus

When you jizz in someone's mouth shut it punch them in the stomach and it comes out of their nose

My girl was saying I was boring so I pulled a sneezing walrus on her ass

by punisher64 January 28, 2015