dick sneeze

ejaculation of sperm from the penis.

I was too drunk to fuck last night, I couldn't dick sneeze.

by Willis Drummond March 19, 2003

wine sneeze

The act of sneezing after or during wine consumption. End result is splatter the shade of Merlot on your person or a friend.

Brittany: "oh man, what's all over my shirt"
Jenny: "yo, that looks like a wine sneeze"

by WineRanger June 13, 2014

Atomic sneeze

a mega sneeze.

WOAH MAN. THAT ATOMIC SNEEZE WOKE UP THE ENTIRE CITY!

by mr. memeword June 30, 2022

sneeze arrest

when you have to sneeze in a meeting or workplace and you hold the sneeze internally.

dude did you just sneeze? you held that in good, that was a good sneeze arrest.

by slapnuts208 January 25, 2010

sneezing walrus

When you jizz in someone's mouth shut it punch them in the stomach and it comes out of their nose

My girl was saying I was boring so I pulled a sneezing walrus on her ass

by punisher64 January 27, 2015

Sneeze of Snow

When you see spots of snow crystals but they don't last long enough to accumulate.

A "Sneeze of Snow" occurred yesterday.

by Jamfetto II March 29, 2016

Sneeze fit

When you sneeze a lot of times in a row

I was having a sneeze fit because my allergy.

by hio5 November 4, 2019