captain planet

Dumbest show ever made. Nobody cares about saving the world anyway.

The power is yours to LOOT and POLLUTE!

by Duke Nukem March 23, 2003

captian planet

A freak with green hair and is a bitch to all the kids with the rings. He also probably has STDS and gave them to everyone that's why the show is no longer on tv.

Captian Planets powers are:
Earth= That's when he is taking a shit and it is HUGE
Fire= When he lites his farts
Wind= When he farts really hard and almost shits his pants
Water= When he is taking a leak or when the toilet over flows
Heart= when He plays hide his sausage with the kids

by keebles October 25, 2005

Planet Sheen

no

Friend: What is Planet Sheen?
Me: no

by NepgearAfficionado August 03, 2022

Battle of the planets

a old anime that everyone has forgotten about even though all the characters are ridiculously thicc

guy 1: "hey did you see battle of the planets"
guy 2:"yeah it was fucking awesome"

by reubeno May 05, 2021

planet bestie

for people named after planets to annoy them

Aaliyah: Hey planet bestie
Moon: Leave me alone please

by iluvpeppermints July 13, 2021

Planet Babe

Used to describe a girl who is so attractive that simply thinking about her makes you unable to speak clearly.

You know, Kristen Stewart is such a Planet Babe.

by DaPeRfEcTiOnIsT February 03, 2022

planet hopping

An excessive dose of acid mixed with and excessive dose of dxm with and excessive dose of benadryl.(DXM has to be the robitussin pills)

Friend 1: Yo bro... we just straight planet hopped and survived...
Friend 2: yeah.... planet hopping....
Friend 1 : wanna go get some mcdonalds?
Friend 2: hell yeah just lemme find some water

by Juuuuby November 05, 2020