pedro gonzalez

slang word for an individual who constantly acts like a little bitch. derived from the old actor Pedro Gonzalez who allegedly perpetuated negative mexican stereotypes and was "a bitch" to his people

He used to party, then he started acting all pedro gonzalez

by StopBeingaLittlePedro June 18, 2010

JOAO PEDRO

A NERDY SQUIDWARD THAT LOVES JULIO. HE HAS A STALKER NAMED JULIO AND IS REALLY TRY HARD IN VIDEO GAMES. HE LOVES CATS AND WHALES. HE LOVES TOO WATCH SPONGEBOB WITH JULIO. SQUIDWARDS RULE!

HE IS SUCH A JP OR JOAO PEDRO!!! SQUIDWARDS RULE!!

by JULIO COSTA October 29, 2018

sneaky pedro

A strange sexual act where a Mexican helps out in some way whether it be sexually or for another purpose. Sneaky because they can go unnoticed and Pedro is a Mexican name. THE SNEAKY PEDRO

using a Mexican as a chair during sex, using a Mexican to hold a womans head in the air while you hold up her body and screw her like crazy. sneaky pedro

by tomato sauce May 27, 2008

filthy pedro

taking the dirty sanchez to the next level. instead of sticking your finger in her ass and wiping it across her top lip, you shove your whole hand in her ass and grab a handful of shit then shove it in her mouth

when i was doing my wifes grandmother doggy style last week, i gave her a filthy pedro

by craig lough December 9, 2008

hiding pedro

Having sex

I’m hiding Pedro tonight

by Thatthickbishhhhhh July 3, 2018

Cmore Pedro

A man who like to kill rats with his “oh shoot, a rat” thing

Cmore pedro, there’s a rat

by Cmore Pedro 52 July 19, 2019

Skinny Pedro

An alcoholic beverage consisting primarily of tequila and cranberry juice. Named after how thicc Pedro Martinez was looking after Game 5 of the NLDS.

Those 7 skinny pedros last night fucked me up big time.

by CruelParsley October 11, 2019