You can put pajamas on a tiger too… but why would you?

You can put pajamas on a tiger too… but why would you?

You can put pajamas on a tiger too… but why would you?

by Spock* October 26, 2024

Pajama Smack

After sleeping 8 hours or a long day in your PJ's you reach into your pants and gather all the sweat under your balls, and proceed to open hand smack someone across the face with your ball sweat lathered hand. For added effect you yell "smack" in a Dave Chappelle esk accent or cadence

You did you slap Dave?
No, no ,no .. when he was asleep I woke him up with a pajama Smack

by anonymous August 8, 2025

Schrodinger‘s pajama day

When you are supposed to dress in special/informal way for an event, but you don’t know if anyone is going to do it until you show up to that event.

Everyone is supposed to wear their Halloween costumes to work tomorrow, if I do and nobody else does, I’ll look stupid, if I don’t and everyone else wears theirs, I’ll stick out like a sore thumb, it’s a Schrodinger‘s pajama day

by Givebill October 30, 2025