puke handjob

also known as a ph. a puke handjob is when a woman chokes on your cock, throws up on it, and procedes to jack the guy off with the puke as lubricant. this only happens when your fucked up hopefully unless someone has a really sick fetish. puke handjobs are not enjoyable and are usually acidic in nature, which in turn burns the mans dick.

I was so fucked up last night, i let amber give me a puke handjob. my dick is still on fire.

by jagerbombs123 November 15, 2010

puking ina

The smell of your mothers vagina expressed in a vulgar way in tagalog

what's that smell? it's your puking ina!

by LesPussyCat November 3, 2013

Foe and Puke

bestfriends forever. two amazing girls at volleyball who will give you brain damage if you let them spike. they are obsessed with saying foe and puke. Puke stands for Foe and Foe stands for Puke. Actually puke and foe are just normal suburban Clevelanders! but they will still beat the foe out of you until your saying what the puke!?

Foe and Puke can kick your ass so dont mess or you will be pukified!
Foe just slamed a spike into some girls face where then puke jumped and slamed it back.
Puke and Foe love STICK!
Puke and Foe are smart and screaming beasts!
Stick is sexy!

by Im Puke and this is for Foe! April 12, 2009

pecker puke

Slang term for semenal fluid, male ejaculate, sperm.

Be sure to use a rubber to catch all that pecker puke so you don't knock her up.

by Little Ugly Eddie March 5, 2008

Nuke puke

What usually happens when you end your night of drinking with an Irish car bomb, or any other drink involving Baileys and/or Guiness.

I almost made it to the cab before I got hit with the nuke puke.

by beers R great March 10, 2009

victory puke

throwing up to make more room for additional amounts of alcohol(verb) (vic tour re, pewk)

To relieve himself from a full stomach of beer from a powerhour longdaddy victory puked so he could keep the party going.

by Jay Rod February 12, 2006

heart-puke

an involuntary physical reaction on the gut from an intense emotional pain

As the hum of Jack's pickup began to fade, the pain of regret burst right into his gut and Ennis pulled over to wrench out a long, unsatisfactory heart-puke.

by linnaewen March 21, 2011