period

a term used to describe a woman’s monthly 3-7 day experience of pure hell, including being what seems like stabbed in the uterus, bleeding out of your vagina like niagara falls, and going full on bitch mode.

“i think patricia is on her period, she yelled at janet that she was going through hell and didn’t wanna deal with her shit while bleeding out of her vagina.”

by bree m September 25, 2017

Perioded

When you bleed on your hand

She perioded on his/her hand

by Bex Salvatore September 9, 2019

period

basically a womens uterus wants you to bleed to death.

you: it's a wonderful day today
uterus: BLEED BITCH!
you: damn it
uterus: ok i'm done, NOPE!
*period blood all over clothes*

by basicb June 10, 2017

Period

Once a month visit from "The Flow" comes unexpectedly, hangs around for a bit then buggers off for a month.

"Flow is online, Like a period.. once a month"

by Gazatron June 7, 2018

period

women grow penises every month, it's highly recommended for them to chop them off in order to prevent infection. when they cut them off, they bleed, this is a period aka female menstrual cycle

today jessica got her period

omg really me too.. I cut mine off with a machete

by jaylakills June 26, 2020

Period

A pass from gym class

"why weren't you in gym? "
"period..."
"oohhhh"

by zek123 July 2, 2016

period

a bloody waste of fucking time

I was gonna get some after class but shes on her damn period!

by angus sounds like anus September 24, 2010