National grab dick day

On April 19 all girls must go up to at least one guy and grab their dick anything can happen after that ; )

1- hey why did you grab my dick
2- it’s national grab dick day ;)
1- ok then;)

by John Cena 2222222 April 13, 2019

National dick grab day

National dick grab day Is a day when a girl can come grab your dick whenever they want. So boys be prepared!

Random girl: Aha i just grabbed your dick because its “National dick grab day“.
Random boy: omg you got me there aha.

by Ustania April 11, 2019

National Grab dick day

Today's the you girls go get the the guys when they're off guard

Watch out guys

"Did you just grab my dick?"

"Yea i did and that's cuz it's national grab dick day"

by Bigg fagg April 12, 2019

National suck dick day

is the day you suck the fuck outta yo nigga dick. You must suck his dick and swallow 12 times throughout the whole day.

Sloppy Toppy.Double Hand Twist.Gawk Gawk 3000. National Suck Dick Day🤤

by yourdadsycksmyass June 24, 2022

National dick cheese day

The holy holiday on July 10th that celebrates all uncircumcised men and their dick cheese. People usually spend this day making their own dick cheese in honor of the homies

Jake: Yo Sean’s birthday is on national dick cheese day!
Jake #2: No way that’s tomorrow I’m so excited nigga.

by Ddukvsrijfdjopjdacn July 9, 2019

National Dick Pic Day

On October 17 you have to send a dick pic to anyone who asks for one

Josh: Sup bro
Jacob: Send me a dick pic
Josh: Nah bro
Jacob: its national dick pic day you have to
Josh: No shit, dang guess I have to send one

by Homieseggual October 17, 2021

National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Day

A day where Guadalupe gives sloppy toppy to Joseph Dampier.

"Hey Joseph, are you ready for National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Day?"

"Yea now get down on yo knees for suck dick day."

by daelynfr May 9, 2024