mercy mute

When someone mutes you during a Teams meeting when you are accidently off-mute and making inappropriate comments or farting or just generally doing stupid shit without knowing you were off mute.

Oh dang! Someone mercy muted Jennifer when she was yelling at her husband during the Sales meeting - it was just getting to the good part too.

by anonymous May 8, 2024

mute your screen

To turn off your screen, commonly used as an instruction from trolls.

"You're so bad at the game, just mute your screen."

by TenBaylor June 7, 2022

mute feta

(adj.) subtly or quietly bad; overrated. crumbling under the pressure like feta cheese. low key trash.

That new Quentin Tarantino movie was mute feta

by bevspeaks_nephew March 9, 2024

Mute the Zoom

To maturbate, à la Jeffrey Toobin.

My girlfriend cancelled our big date. I guess I'll just stay home and Mute the Zoom.

by anonymous October 21, 2020

Mute main

A fucking pedophile cancer mother fucker

Oh shit, mute mains are sgit at the game

by Volcanic_whale23 October 24, 2020

muted bugle

To perform oral sex on somone whilst inserting your finger/fingers in their anus

Hooli gave me a wicked muted bugle the other night

by Jason Moran March 7, 2008

Mute Point

When you see a comment so ridiculous on social media that you instantly mute/block the poster, regardless of length of friendship or without further scrutiny of poster's page

My aunt's claim that aliens made the earth flat so they could farm us more easily was a mute point

by WestBankSam December 31, 2023