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by stinking balls of india(sbi) September 25, 2015
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Water Moustache

I invented this word over a year ago. But to me, it has already existed for quite a long time, even before I was born. The thing existed but the word didn't. Well it just did.

Basically, it's just sweat that forms on your upper lip. Or maybe even on your lower lip. I first thought about this when I was eating atva friend's house. Her sister cooked something spicy and while eating it, sweat formed on my upper and then that was when the term, "water moustache" was born. You're welcome.

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John: *slurps noodles* Man, I can't do this anymore. It's too hot.
Jim: Yeah, maybe you should stop. You're starting to get a water moustache there.
by Sai Lomochi December 2, 2018
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moustache salt

The salt like residue left behind on your moustache as a result of performing cunnilingus on a female with a smelly, salty and probably very acidic genital area.
Hey bro did you hear Zak got terrible moustache salt after eating out his new girlfriend?!
by FunkInUrBunt July 14, 2018
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Moustaching

Moustaching refers to the curl of a womans pubic hair during Intercourse, mixing with semen and other bodily fluids the hair get curled to resemble a moustache during the act.
Hooked-up with a girl last night, she was so wet her pubes were moustaching
by Lanky_Loon May 4, 2019
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naked moustache

Removal of a landing strip using a razor blade clenched in your teeth - especially popular in Greece
Hell, last night he stop complaining about my grooming when he gave me a naked moustache.
by K99wellinvolved October 12, 2017
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wet moustache

When you wee in a girl whilst having intercourse and then put your pubes in her mouth.
Clare when you get home from work, I’m going to give you a wet moustache
by 2991stac November 7, 2017
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Your sisters moustache

Your half gay brother in law who is of a different race.
Who is this gay black guy hitting on me? Oh that's just your sisters moustache.
by The lábinator January 9, 2020
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