wet moustache

When you wee in a girl whilst having intercourse and then put your pubes in her mouth.

Clare when you get home from work, I’m going to give you a wet moustache

by 2991stac November 7, 2017

Watering the Moustache

The act of describing a runny nose after swimming all day long.

Dude, are you still watering the moustache!

by bbergonio June 20, 2011

Milk Moustache

When a man cums inside a women and she then squirts it back on or in his mouth.

Didn't expect my wife to give me a milk moustache last night, it was a bit salty.

by Milky777 September 3, 2015

Moustaching

Moustaching refers to the curl of a womans pubic hair during Intercourse, mixing with semen and other bodily fluids the hair get curled to resemble a moustache during the act.

Hooked-up with a girl last night, she was so wet her pubes were moustaching

by Lanky_Loon May 4, 2019

Marinara Moustache

The act of going down on somebody who is on their period.

Our lass gave us a reyt marinara Moustache last neyt (Yorkshire)

by Kid Citrus June 1, 2023

Moustache

A Secret Word for Sex

Did he have Moustache with his girl last night?

by dori#4040 August 5, 2022

mobius moustache

Mobius Moustache = A big moustache - that goes down along the side of your mouth and then goes up along the edge of your jaw, and then becomes your sideburns, and then becomes your hair. (As in A Million Ways to Die in the West.)

“Oh? And just what kind of moustache are you looking to grow?”

“A big one - Like one of those ones that goes down along the side of my mouth and then goes up along the edge of my jaw, and then becomes my sideburns, and then becomes my hair.”

“A Mobius Moustache, that’s the one.”

by DH Edsel October 15, 2023