Minecraft

The product of deficating in a toilet while simultaneously eating a meal

Person 1) Dude; are you minecrafting?
Person 2) I was trying to push that turd so hard that I worked up an appetite and by the time I finished my burger I finally had a successful bowel movement.

by Bush February 14, 2023

Minecraft

a game that notch made,i’ve Honestly uh,never left Minecraft, and I don’t know why a lot of my Minecraft friends stopped showing up to my Minecraft worlds

Me:*creates Minecraft world*
Me:wow! This is a nice start!
Me:*tells friends about it*
Friends:wow! You built that by yourself?
Me:yeah! Wanna come in?

by Michael but the name is taken August 21, 2019

Minecraft

The best game in the world until ur file gets corrupted

Minecraft is my favorite game I also killed the wither today that's fun. Then my fucking world got corrupted

by Dbb101lucky May 17, 2020

Minecraft

The best game ever to exist.

Bro wanna play some Minecraft?

by Don’t ask who Joes is... October 24, 2019

Minecraft

A game of placing blocks and breaking them, going on adventures and creating creative creations.

I play Minecraft

by Son.Ef_Adam October 18, 2019

Minecraft

Minecraft

Minecraft

by *(◕ヮ◕)* September 22, 2020

Minecraft

BlockyboiShagger aka Steve runs around looking for diamonds avoiding green thots on their period, literally gonna explode his ass, gonna hope he meets and destroys FaZeDRAGON by quick scoping his energy cubes, after that he shall kill The Wither by decapitating him and cutting his bollocks off. Another goal is to get a hot af girl to bang.

Minecraft boys

by #1Shagger August 27, 2018