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Mercury

Cold medicine. Quick and nasty in your throat, red as blood, and makes the thermometer go up and up. The classic way to feel sick.
Throw down some cold medicine. It's like mercury to me.
by Zroogz April 10, 2019
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Mercury

The first planet from our Sun.
Facts:
It is one of the smallest
It looks like the moon
It has a scorching day and a freezing night
it has water in the craters near the poles
Mercury is a very hot planet, but also a very cold planet.
by meiscoolbutmofromscratch August 17, 2022
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Mercury

That was the car I was drivin' that day, y'know. Had a lotta cars. Yeah, different kinds... Lotta different kinds of cars...

She was standing, this girl, on the side of the street where there was this chicken stand, wasn't the Colonel, but it was a chicken stand nevertheless. And, uh, I pulled the Mercury right up alongside her and rolled down the window, you see, by electric power. And, uh, she had this leather skirt on. And, she had a lot of hair on her arms. I like that, I like that a lot, that means a big bush. I like a big bush, y'know.

So, she says, uh, "Are you dating?", y'know? I said, "Sure". So, she gets in and we pull off into this, uh, y'know, remote location, you know, that was comfortable for both she and I, and she says to me, "How much do you wanna spend?", and I said, "Whatever it takes to see that bush of yours, 'cause I know it's a big one", and she says to me, "Twenty five dollars". Hm. That's not chicken feed, y'know, to a... working man. So, I produce the $25, she sticks it down into her shoe, pulls up her skirt... and there, before me, lay this thin, crooked, uncircumcised penis. Pfff.
by Roth Vantage July 4, 2021
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Mercury

Mercury is a person who’s really cool and although they’ve gone through a lot of pain, they make sure to be there for their friends with a smile
Hey are you Mercury, you’re honestly so nice
by OopGoodOmens April 6, 2021
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Freddie Mercury

if i were a singer i would wanna be Freddie mercury because he is the g.o.a.t
by anonymous November 17, 2022
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Pulling a Freddy Mercury

1. Getting into a relationship with someone of the opposite gender and then realizing you’re gay, so then you have to break up with them.

2. Having so much sex that you get aids and die
1. Jasmine was pulling a Freddy Mercury in our relationship!
2. Uncle Han was pulling a Freddy Mercury, he had so much sex he got aids and died, what a Chad!
by TheUnappreciated August 8, 2021
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Lime Mercury

person from cowtown who is going to hell, also patented the "Lime Mercury Technique"
"Lime Mercury is going to hell"

"Let's not use the Lime Mercury Technique"
by Rba November 21, 2004
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