Cold medicine. Quick and nasty in your throat, red as blood, and makes the thermometer go up and up. The classic way to feel sick.
by Zroogz April 10, 2019
Get the Mercurymug. The first planet from our Sun.
Facts:
It is one of the smallest
It looks like the moon
It has a scorching day and a freezing night
it has water in the craters near the poles
Facts:
It is one of the smallest
It looks like the moon
It has a scorching day and a freezing night
it has water in the craters near the poles
by meiscoolbutmofromscratch August 17, 2022
Get the Mercurymug. That was the car I was drivin' that day, y'know. Had a lotta cars. Yeah, different kinds... Lotta different kinds of cars...
She was standing, this girl, on the side of the street where there was this chicken stand, wasn't the Colonel, but it was a chicken stand nevertheless. And, uh, I pulled the Mercury right up alongside her and rolled down the window, you see, by electric power. And, uh, she had this leather skirt on. And, she had a lot of hair on her arms. I like that, I like that a lot, that means a big bush. I like a big bush, y'know.
So, she says, uh, "Are you dating?", y'know? I said, "Sure". So, she gets in and we pull off into this, uh, y'know, remote location, you know, that was comfortable for both she and I, and she says to me, "How much do you wanna spend?", and I said, "Whatever it takes to see that bush of yours, 'cause I know it's a big one", and she says to me, "Twenty five dollars". Hm. That's not chicken feed, y'know, to a... working man. So, I produce the $25, she sticks it down into her shoe, pulls up her skirt... and there, before me, lay this thin, crooked, uncircumcised penis. Pfff.
She was standing, this girl, on the side of the street where there was this chicken stand, wasn't the Colonel, but it was a chicken stand nevertheless. And, uh, I pulled the Mercury right up alongside her and rolled down the window, you see, by electric power. And, uh, she had this leather skirt on. And, she had a lot of hair on her arms. I like that, I like that a lot, that means a big bush. I like a big bush, y'know.
So, she says, uh, "Are you dating?", y'know? I said, "Sure". So, she gets in and we pull off into this, uh, y'know, remote location, you know, that was comfortable for both she and I, and she says to me, "How much do you wanna spend?", and I said, "Whatever it takes to see that bush of yours, 'cause I know it's a big one", and she says to me, "Twenty five dollars". Hm. That's not chicken feed, y'know, to a... working man. So, I produce the $25, she sticks it down into her shoe, pulls up her skirt... and there, before me, lay this thin, crooked, uncircumcised penis. Pfff.
by Roth Vantage July 4, 2021
Get the Mercurymug. Mercury is a person who’s really cool and although they’ve gone through a lot of pain, they make sure to be there for their friends with a smile
by OopGoodOmens April 6, 2021
Get the Mercurymug. by anonymous November 17, 2022
Get the Freddie Mercurymug. 1. Getting into a relationship with someone of the opposite gender and then realizing you’re gay, so then you have to break up with them.
2. Having so much sex that you get aids and die
2. Having so much sex that you get aids and die
1. Jasmine was pulling a Freddy Mercury in our relationship!
2. Uncle Han was pulling a Freddy Mercury, he had so much sex he got aids and died, what a Chad!
2. Uncle Han was pulling a Freddy Mercury, he had so much sex he got aids and died, what a Chad!
by TheUnappreciated August 8, 2021
Get the Pulling a Freddy Mercurymug. by Rba November 21, 2004
Get the Lime Mercurymug.