Shreddie Mercury

The offspring of Freddie Mercury and Shrek, and was birthed within a meat shredder. If you wanted to brutally murder someone, you could ask shreddie to sing Pi in the Key of A# at 77bpm until the end of existence.
"This kid is so toxic, play him some shreddie mercury on repeat"
"Ok bro which song?"
"The only one bro"
"I got you man"

*sad nine-year old noises"

"This kid is so toxic, play him some shreddie mercury on repeat"
"Ok bro which song?"
"The only one bro"
"I got you man"

*sad nine-year old noises"

by somefuckerwithafish April 25, 2021

Mercury

A Mercury is a non binary, gay, sassy bitch. They like to ‘borrow’ things with his friends and is also very funny and caring for his friends. They look good in rings and know they do. They have a dead name and, like most of us, hates school. They have lots of brothers and sisters and is very tall and uses that to their advantage. They like watching aime, making Tik Toks and fights for what they think is right. They have ‘poofy’ hair, brown eyes and wears the same red hoodie all the time. They like to say ‘bitch’ a lot, but is a really fun friend that all of us love and care for!

Y: “Mercury is the best”
X: “Mhm. Yes they are!”

by Unladylike Bitches May 18, 2021

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by Adujasty343 June 13, 2025

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by Adujasty343 June 13, 2025

Mercury

A very niche clash royale and brawl stars player, but he is considered to be among the most elite players in the current meta

Samuel: Dude have you seen Mercury play a few days ago???

Davin: Yeah, it’s crazy how good he is at brawl stars and clash!!!

by ukwho August 3, 2025

Conquestor's Mercury

refers to an 11 year old child that got lost in a discord server where its against guidelines to be under 13 and ended up getting admin

yo he's such a conquestor's mercury what is he doing in here

by kansa October 15, 2025

Mercury is in retrograde

Phrase used sarcastically to make fun of astrology.

Alex: Any idea why Charlotte is mad at you today?

Bob: Who knows, she was grumbling earlier about Sagittariuses. Maybe mercury is in retrograde or something.

by Shepherd Guy November 14, 2025