sour mayonnaise

When your female partner eats your sperm

I gave my girlfriend a sour mayonnaise.

by Monkey sex1 May 12, 2009

magic mayonaise

the semen-like substaince that comes out of a unicorns horn after jerking it off.

Did you like the sandwich? I made it with some magic mayonaise.

by mr. hot sausage June 23, 2011

Masculine Mayonnaise

An exquisite spread churned out by a man who's been satisfied.

Hey bro!!! Have you been to the deli recently? I think the server put masculine mayonnaise in my sandwich! What a dick!

by Therealguy23 December 19, 2021

A subway sandwich with mayonnaise

there is a man and a women who are laying on top of each other and as they are having sex before the man is about to cum he removes his penis and cums on two pieces of bread which makes the bread look like it has mayonnaise. They he takes vegetables and adds it on the bread then puts the bread above and below them creating a sandwich

Eating a subway sandwich reminds me of the time I had a subway sandwich with mayonnaise with Devyn

by Gerchigga eltingville June 27, 2017

Magcon

Scientific name for a group of cancer cells.

Holy shit it's a Magcon! Don't get too close or you'll get cancer and the only cure is to drink a gallon of bleach

by Dävisonnē Pręscøţť August 2, 2016

maysonnova

someone who is very sexy and swag

hey remember maysonnova? they are so swag and sexy

by Parker Lynch March 16, 2021

Magcon

A group of untalented, immature, obnoxious and disruptive teenage boys who deem themselves "internet celebrities." This band of misfits travels across the country to "perform" their acts at hotels and various venues. These acts include: throwing water on each other, singing off key, jumping up and down and riding on hotel luggage carts. People actually pay to see this shit. The "Magcon Tour" has a strong, avid, cult-like following of horny, desperate and ditsy teenage girls who are absolutely infatuated with these boys. After the show, the boys usually go up to their hotel room and proceed to destroy it and post it on the internet.

I would honestly be extremely surprised if these kids are still "famous" in six months.

Immature Girl 1: "OMG Becky, those Magcon boys are having a show this weekend!"
Immature Girl 2: "Pssht, Jenny, that's SO last week. It's all about the Jonas Brothers now!"
Immature Girl 1: "Oh yeah, I like totally love them. They're like soo dreamy."

by 2400 SAT Score March 16, 2014