The Carl Manoeuvre

When a girl puts ice in her mouth and proceeds to suck a guy's balls to cool him down

"Oh no, Oscar is dying of heatstroke! Where is the ice!? We need to do the Carl manoeuvre on him!"

by Valderion June 13, 2023

The dirty manfred

Reading the Bible aloud while inserting a ferret in one's asshole... So I gave them the dirty manfred

I told those philistines to shut up while I demonstrate "the dirty manfred"

by Mat kissell November 30, 2023

The dirty Manfred

The act of reading aloud from the bible while inserting a live ferret in one's asshole

So I told them shut up or I'll show you the " the dirty Manfred"

by Mat kissell November 30, 2023

Trojan Horse Manoeuvre

When your trying to pick up a girl, and when you finally take her home... It's bigger than yours

I'll snag him with the old Trojan Horse Manoeuvre

by ExomperOf December 2, 2023

Credit-Card-Manoeuvre

When someone slots their bobular organ between the cheeks, (rectal) of another sexual friend, with the goal to make Bumhole-nipple contact (a BPN procedure), which causes immediate Cumplosion.

Woah, the fuck? Did you just Credit-Card-Manoeuvre me. Get your boobies out of my bum hole. Greg just did the credit card manouveure on Cindy Bigtits.

by Pajinus June 20, 2024

The Bradbury manoeuvre

When a person in possession of a penis bends it between their legs to insert it into a hole, whether into their own anus or (if intersex) a vagina if they possess one. This does not require ejaculation and is a form of masturbation.

A variation of this manoeuvre is “a Licks Bradbury”, where you ingest the residue left on the penis after by scraping it off with a spoon and licking it.

Person 1: “Did you hear about John? He enjoys doing the Bradbury manoeuvre!”

Person 2: “A licks Bradbury?”

Person 1: “John’s a licks Bradbury champion!!”

by Sciencebadmintonguy January 21, 2026