Moumou/Moustache

Moumou/Moustache isn't an ordinary cat. Looks more like an otter than an otter. A fucking cat-otter.

Also very cute, but big red flag : likes to sit on you and stares at you for hours while you're sleeping to establish dominance.
Might stare at you from every corner and places you couldn't even think of.
Barfs to show his affection.

Omg, my cat barfed again on my bed this morning, he's such a cute Moumou/Moustache !

by govangh November 24, 2021

Marinara Moustache

The act of going down on somebody who is on their period.

Our lass gave us a reyt marinara Moustache last neyt (Yorkshire)

by Kid Citrus June 01, 2023

Moustache Runway

The sometimes unfortunate, sometimes patchy, beard that is grown while a moustache is allowed to gain substance before it can stand alone.

Jill: Ben's moustache looks great.
Anne: It does but that three week moustache runway ... Yikes.
Jill: Gross- it was missing hair places and looked like he was in a bad accident or something.

by blondestache May 21, 2015

Moustaching my Goldeneye

When somebody Moustaches your Goldeneye

Ahhh fuck I caught that cunt Joel Moustaching my Goldeneye

by Pierce Brosnan7 July 08, 2021

Frosty moustache

Waking up the next morning after going down on your female partner. If you have a moustache then you have a achieved a frosty moustache.

Person with a moustache wakes up: shit, I have a frosty moustache.

by April 09, 2021

wet moustache

When you wee in a girl whilst having intercourse and then put your pubes in her mouth.

Clare when you get home from work, I’m going to give you a wet moustache

by 2991stac November 07, 2017

mobius moustache

Mobius Moustache = A big moustache - that goes down along the side of your mouth and then goes up along the edge of your jaw, and then becomes your sideburns, and then becomes your hair. (As in A Million Ways to Die in the West.)

“Oh? And just what kind of moustache are you looking to grow?”

“A big one - Like one of those ones that goes down along the side of my mouth and then goes up along the edge of my jaw, and then becomes my sideburns, and then becomes my hair.”

“A Mobius Moustache, that’s the one.”

by DH Edsel October 15, 2023